Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it.
—Agatha Christie
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it.
—Agatha Christie
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
—Ogden Nash
For the information of young hunters, I will just say, in this place, that whenever a fellow gets bad lost, the way home is just the way he don’t think it is. This rule will hit nine times out of ten.
—Davy Crockett
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
—Voltaire
There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
—Robert Half
The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe.
—Gustave Flaubert
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
—Dolly Parton
It’s easy to be quick on the draw when no one has got real bullets.
—Timothy Olyphant
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.
—Winston Churchill
A grownup is a child with layers on.
—Woody Harrelson
I live in a crazy time.
—Anne Frank
Quibus enim nihil est in ipsis opis ad bene beateque vivendum, eis omnis aetas gravis est. For to those who have not the means within themselves of a virtuous and happy life every age is burdensome.
—Marcus Tullius Cicero
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
—Garrison Keillor
Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
—Robert Louis Stevenson
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked at in the right way did not become still more complicated.
—Poul Anderson
No enemy is worse than bad advice.
—Sophocles
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
—Yogi Berra
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
—Aesop
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
—Earl Wilson
Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.
—Fyodor Dostoevsky
Oh no, not again!
—A Bowl of Petunias
If you don’t think too good, don’t think too much.
—Ted Williams
Cleverness is not wisdom.
—Euripides
Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few.
—Pythagoras
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
—Will Rogers