If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
—Earl Wilson
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
—Earl Wilson
Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.
—Fyodor Dostoevsky
Oh no, not again!
—A Bowl of Petunias
If you don’t think too good, don’t think too much.
—Ted Williams
Cleverness is not wisdom.
—Euripides
Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few.
—Pythagoras
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
—Will Rogers
Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
—Ozzy Osbourne
Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad.
—Fyodor Dostoevsky
If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company.
—Jean-Paul Sartre
Diligence is the mother of good luck.
—Benjamin Franklin
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
—Adlai Stevenson
I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.
—Waylon Jennings
A man is known by his works. That I have heard at many a funeral.
—Winslow Homer
Be obscure clearly.
—E. B. White
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
—Calvin Coolidge
It takes a long time to become young.
—Pablo Picasso
Nobody cares about the bronze or silver medals.
—Buzz Aldrin
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
—Bruce Lee
So long as no one knows everything about you, you have resources you can call upon for which no one is really prepared.
—Roger Zelazny
A word to the wise is infuriating.
—Hunter S. Thompson
A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn’t make sense.
—James Thurber
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
—E. B. White
As for the men in power, they are so anxious to establish the myth of infallibility that they do their utmost to ignore truth.
—Boris Pasternak
As a rule, indeed, grown-up people are fairly correct on matters of fact; it is in the higher gift of imagination that they are so sadly to seek.
—Kenneth Grahame