I think so, Brain … but so many dialogues are good monologues ruined by interruptions.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but avocado Kool-Aid?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … I can understand the potential marketing appeal, but could we get regulatory approval for thorium hammers?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but maybe we shouldn’t eat anything we can’t pronounce.
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There was a young fellow from Trinity,
Who took the square root of infinity.
But the number of digits,
Gave him the fidgets;
He dropped Math and took up Divinity.
—George Gamow
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but on the right track to where?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but how does a cemetery justify charging a cost-of-living increase?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but why don’t we wait and see how the human trials come out?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t it be bad luck to be superstitious?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I felt a great disturbance in the Farce …
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but aren’t the whiteboard notices in the break area actually the handwriting on the wall?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but some trophy wives aren’t for first place.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but the castanet website isn’t getting many clicks.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Bureaucratese, today would be a day ending in triplicate.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but for some a short memory is the functional equivalent of a clear conscience.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what if we just stay out of range?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but stupid ideas are usually open source.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but does Polar Bear Chow require refrigeration?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but when you wear a mask when it’s not necessary, I find your lack of face disturbing.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what will we do with four gallons of leftover Vaseline?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if Taz wants to learn to drive, it would be foolish to stand in the way.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what do we do if we pass the buck and they give us change?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I don’t need glasses; I’m drinking straight from the bottle.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but have you noticed that we’re more successful when we avoid things we don’t understand—like working for a living?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … I understand white with fish and red with beef, but what color Kool-Aid goes with Turkey Spam?