I think so, Brain … but have you noticed that when a problem goes away, the government agency created to deal with it doesn’t.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … it’s a stirring tune, but There’ll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight might not be such a good campaign song for one of the candidates.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Northern Kurdish, today would be a day ending in –ê.
Quote of the Day
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
—Will Rogers
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but Taco Bell isn’t a phone company.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what if the secret of staying young is to simply have no sense of time?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t a tree hugger do well with the poplar vote?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what if his mental processes have moved from aging to decomposing?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but dumb questions sometimes prevent dumb mistakes.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but a whole tank car of Cheez Whiz? I mean, where would we keep it for the next two weeks?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Tongan, today would be a day ending in –e.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I don’t think Boris and Natasha have green cards or visas.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what if the room full of monkeys randomly generating the text of Hamlet have had their keyboards connected to Biden’s teleprompter instead?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but the problem with Monday holidays is that Tuesday feels like a Monday.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if Porky graduates from pilot training, won’t he have wings?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but some candidates’ claims to support women’s rights don’t pass the sniff test.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering
I think so, Brain … but if Clint proved that talking to an empty chair can be politically effective, why isn’t talking to lots of them working for one of the candidates this year?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Sudanese, today would be a day ending in –h.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering
I think so, Brain … but who would put goldfish in a water bed?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but shouldn’t we rearrange the tables in the Chemistry Department break area periodically?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day—but if you teach a man to fish, he can feed you.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … I wanted a career in The Arts, but they told me I’ve got Van Gogh’s ear for music and Ray Charles’ eyes for painting.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … sometimes Reality isn’t much fun, but it’s where the paychecks are.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but the new vegetarian vindaloo recipe is fiery but mostly peas full.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I can’t recall when I didn’t have a poor memory.
