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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 26 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but couldn’t New Yorkers who are overly stressed by illegal immigration flee to Canada?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 25 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but could we keep the landing lights on next time.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 24 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but sometimes I’m so openminded the ideas just pass on through.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 23 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but how wouldn’t the logic for a non-binary computer require one or more maybe states?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 22 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Krio, today would be a day ending in –e.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 21 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but weren’t you supposed to bring the brake fluid and the MEK?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 20 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but I can’t seem to find an edition of Winnie the Pooh in the original Klingon.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 19 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but is there a market for pumpkin spice olives?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 18 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but is the solar array sufficient to run the boiler for the steam-powered refrigeration system.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 17 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but is that much tapioca available on the Canadian side of Lake Erie?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 16 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but what if we’re forced to make the written transcripts agree with the tapes?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 15 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but why would “Close Cover Before Striking” apply now that the contract negotiations were successful?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 14 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if we’re fictional, aren’t we supposed to make sense?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 13 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but things were easier when there was only a single set of negatives.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 12 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but even if they were doing an animated remake of Barbie, I don’t think they’d consider either of us for Ken.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 11 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if Time and Tide wait for no man, we could switch to Newsweek and Cheer.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 10 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but will Yosemite Sam be cancelling his appearance in Albuquerque?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 9 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but no one took any of the garlic Jello.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 8 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but the spandex tugs on my fur.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 7 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but I can’t find Pumpkin Spice Spam online this year.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 6 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but so many debunked theories seem to be getting rebunked?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 5 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but is there really a market for broccoli-flavored toothpaste?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 4 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but isn’t today the last day for straw hats this season?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 3 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but do all the elephants have roller blades?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 2 September, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but we probably shouldn’t use Epsom salt on the margaritas.

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