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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 8 March, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but Tweety would have to put on a great deal of weight to play the lead in Two Kilo Mockingbird.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 7 March, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but going faster while we’re lost doesn’t seem to be helping.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 6 March, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if our fantasies were of interest to others, would they still be fantasies?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 5 March, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but would a career in astronomy really be a good day job?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 4 March, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if a politician you can’t control is bad, one someone else controls is worse.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 3 March, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but what would be the Zeroth Rule of Anarchy?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 2 March, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … they suggested I become a statistician because I’m good with numbers but lack the charisma to be an accountant.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 1 March, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but I’ve always found it easier to listen to people who don’t talk much.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 28 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but for every action there’s an equal but opposite criticism.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 26 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but I can’t figure out if I’m being indecisive.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 25 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but most politicians are men of their word; it’s just that the word is “unreliable.”

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 24 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but was being in the prime of senility really the best qualification for the job?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 23 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but in art school my goal was a sculpture degree or bust.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 21 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if we knew what we’re doing, we’d probably be bored.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 20 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but the bureaucracy seems well greased with epoxy.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 19 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Slovak, today would be a day ending in –k.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 18 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but did the committee reach a conclusion or just get tired of thinking?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 17 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if Disney had created Marvin, it would have been for a movie called 101 Dull Martians.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 16 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but isn’t euphemism itself a euphemism for lying.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 15 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but what if they don’t understand that they’ve lost until they’ve taken a third swing and a miss.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 14 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if insanity is doing the same thing again expecting a different result, the impeachment … oh, never mind.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 13 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but we’re lucky not be working for that kind of Mickey Mouse outfit.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 12 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if talk is cheap, why are ex-politicians speaking fees so high?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 11 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but looking at the government’s economic policies, it seems they’re struggling to keep our heads below water.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 10 February, 2021 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t that make Pence the former President?

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