I think so, Brain … but I gave up smoking when I realized I had a two lighter a day habit.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but most problems seem to go away if I take a long enough nap.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but where will we put the other two kilos of strontium-90?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but did we save all the parts?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but have you ever suspected that Acme is actually owned by the Roadrunner?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but rather than relive History, wouldn’t it be easier to rewrite it?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but it’s no surprise that Yogi supports the right to arm bears.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but have you noticed how many M&Ms have sigmas on them?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but is it legal to mix Cyrillic and Latin alphabet soups?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but no one ever gossips about our virtues.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but isn’t one of the markers of being middle-aged when you notice they’ve quit playing good music on the radio?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but is Devil’s Food cake the right thing to take to the church potluck?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I had more confidence before I knew what was happening.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Chichewa, today would be a day ending in –u.
Are You Pondering What I’mPondering?
I think so, Brain … but has anyone ever put up a statue of either of us?
Quote of the Day
Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age.
—Theodor Seuss Geisel [Dr. Seuss]
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … the Earth is bipolar, and that may explain a lot of what’s going on.
Quote of the Day
I rise only to say that I do not intend to say anything.
—Ulysses. S. Grant
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but would someone who’s hooked on phonics be an alphaholic?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t someone who’s hooked on O’Doul’s be a non-alcoholic.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but has the Internet benefited Psychiatry by providing information about it or creating a greater need for it?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t it be glorious if 2020’s winter and spring of our discontent were made summer and all the clouds that lour’d upon our house in the deep bosom of the ocean buried?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
Tha mi a ’smaoineachadh sin, Brain … but if we switch to Scots Gaelic, today would be a day ending in –e.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … I was auditioning for the role of the White Rabbit and got carried away with the lateness thing.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what flavor is the 8th Up?
