I think so, Brain … but would I really have much of a future working as an historian?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but how will we get the cranberry sauce stains out of our fur?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what if we’re the imaginary friends?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what if the zoning requirements force us to put the sushi bar next-door to the bait shop?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but the odds of my forgetting are … um … ah …
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … or at least I’d try to if routine things didn’t keep disrupting our lives.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but will this day of the week be п’ятниця or 星期五 next year?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but a fool and our money are soon popularly elected.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I have often been dependent on the blindness of strangers.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but is it really true that Liberals used to be generous with their own money?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if reincarnation is real, why not leave everything to ourselves?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but the postmodernists say we’re superstitious because of our belief in facts.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if Einstein is right about space and time being the same thing, why couldn’t I be 100 yards late to a meeting?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but the wire coat hangers in the closet are starting to breed faster than the paperwork in the filing cabinet.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but why have a special day for veterinarians?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but for every action there’s and equal but opposite criticism.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if they defund the police, who will enforce the new regulations?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but would a schizophrenic ever be lonely?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what should we do with the leftover Michigan absentee ballots for the 2096 election?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … they gave me the keys to the city, but they changed the locks.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but would telekinesis be a useful talent if it was limited to levitating birds?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if someone was addicted to placebos, would giving them up and quitting make any difference?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we’re handling all the cases in order, what do we do if there’s a chicken and an egg?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but isn’t trunalimunumaprzure available over the counter in China?
