I think so, Brain … but Tweety would have to put on a great deal of weight to play the lead in Two Kilo Mockingbird.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but going faster while we’re lost doesn’t seem to be helping.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if our fantasies were of interest to others, would they still be fantasies?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but would a career in astronomy really be a good day job?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if a politician you can’t control is bad, one someone else controls is worse.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what would be the Zeroth Rule of Anarchy?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … they suggested I become a statistician because I’m good with numbers but lack the charisma to be an accountant.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I’ve always found it easier to listen to people who don’t talk much.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but for every action there’s an equal but opposite criticism.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I can’t figure out if I’m being indecisive.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but most politicians are men of their word; it’s just that the word is “unreliable.”
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but was being in the prime of senility really the best qualification for the job?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but in art school my goal was a sculpture degree or bust.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we knew what we’re doing, we’d probably be bored.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but the bureaucracy seems well greased with epoxy.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Slovak, today would be a day ending in –k.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but did the committee reach a conclusion or just get tired of thinking?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if Disney had created Marvin, it would have been for a movie called 101 Dull Martians.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but isn’t euphemism itself a euphemism for lying.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what if they don’t understand that they’ve lost until they’ve taken a third swing and a miss.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if insanity is doing the same thing again expecting a different result, the impeachment … oh, never mind.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but we’re lucky not be working for that kind of Mickey Mouse outfit.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if talk is cheap, why are ex-politicians speaking fees so high?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but looking at the government’s economic policies, it seems they’re struggling to keep our heads below water.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t that make Pence the former President?
