I think so, Brain … but how much ice cream does it take to cause that level of brain freeze?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but why did they name a disease strain after a woke airline?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but Congress seems to have the answers for everything but the solutions for nothing.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but shouldn’t we put the trip to Chicago on hold until we get the kevlar vests back from dry cleaning?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but his VCR is flashing “12:00,” and he’s still is using a VCR.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what if he’s trying to outstupid us?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what would be left if Facebook took down the misinformation?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but could we yell, “Theater!” at a crowded fire?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but when you asked, “Regular or unleaded?” were you referring to gasoline or birdshot?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but is he aging or decomposing?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but Flat Earthers have nothing to fear but sphere itself.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but trans people aren’t genetically modified organisms.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what effect does Murphy’s Law have on Murphy’s Law?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but who knew that a paint-by-the-numbers set could mean six or seven figures?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Navaho, today would be a day ending in -h.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … it would make him sound more intelligent, but is he even up to lip-synching a speech?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what if they’re slipping his meds into the ice cream.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but at least a mediocre person is always at his best.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I also thought talk was cheap until I saw the bill from the lawyers.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I thought you said it was safety fuze.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but what’s the real difference between a president from a nut farm and one who should be in one?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but we don’t have enough data to know if we should be undecided.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but do we have enough diesel fuel to fully charge the Tesla?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but it makes sense that a kleptomaniac would be assigned to the committee responsible for taxes.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but wearing a tank tops at the beach will assert our right to bare arms.