I think so, Brain … but the Viking swallows are all carrying cans of Spam.
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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but how can we be speeding if all those signs along the highway say “101”?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … it’s true I tend to live in the past, but I spent most of my life there.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but that politician is so inexperienced he’s been spending his own money.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but have you noticed the IT Department is in Room 101 and their extension is 404.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but has Curious George had all his shots?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but no one seems to have taken a second slice of the turnip and liverwurst pizza.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but maybe the sport they’re illustrating is sumo.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t the leftover lead styphnate be considered hazmat?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t that require taking the kumquats over the state line?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but one of these days I want a day off.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but considering how the human trials went with those vaccines, I’m glad I waited.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but it looks as if you were right about the zucchini jello.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but isn’t Zeus’ use of thunderbolts a form of battery?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I keep getting lost in Geography class.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if all has been predestined, why bother to look when we cross the road?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but we should try to be punctual—sooner or later.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but new board seems like it will be a real land mine of information.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Hawaiian, today would be a day ending in –a.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but why is everyone talking about mayonnaise today?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but row versus wade may be the choice we have to make if these liberal tears get any deeper.
Team Kimberlin Post of the Day
This image originally ran as the TKPOTD for seven years ago today.
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That cartoon got so deeply under Brett Kimberlin’s skin that he questioned me about it when he called me as a defense witness in the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit.
Q Do you ever post graphics or photos of you as a Star Wars Hero?
A I have, people have sent me graphics of my face to replace, who’s the guy that played Obi-Wan Kenobi, the older fellow? This is what happens when you’re old. Alec, Sir Alec Guinness with my face instead of Alec Guinness’ as Obi-Wan in, in various cartoons. I think they’re funny, and I’ve, I’ve posted a few that have sent me, and other people have, have picked up on that, as well, and sort of run with it. It’s a, it’s, it’s kind of a running gag now in certain corners of the internet.
The jury’s reaction to that exchange went almost exactly as the Gentle Reader might have foreseen.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but he’s really doing the work of two men. The question is whether they’re Laurel and Hardy or Beavis and Butthead.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but not unless you handle shearing the yak this time.
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but they should assign Room 101 for her office.