Something for the pumpkin spice addicts—
UPDATE—My Viking ancestors were unavailable for comment.
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Category Archives: Food
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but I burned 2,000 calories while napping when I left a pan of brownies in the oven.
Rule 5 Squared
Left-wing organizer Saul Alinsky’s Rule 5 states that “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” Kamala Harris set herself up for a dose of ridicule by allowing this obviously staged picture to be tweeted.
Pro Tip #1: Experienced cooks don’t leave the packaging for raw chicken lying on a kitchen counter.
Pro Tip # 2: If you want an article of clothing to appear to be something used everyday, wash it at least once in order to remove the “just out of the box” creases.
Stacy McCain’s Rule 5 states that “Everybody loves a pretty girl.” Here’s a picture that ran in the Carroll County Times several years ago when Mrs. Hoge was running a personal cheffing business.
Senate Votes Down The Green Nude Eel
As noted in the Babylon Bee, Republicans colluded with Reality to defeat the Green Nude Eel. The vote was 0-57. All of the Republicans voted against it, as did three Democrats and one Independent. All the other Democrats and the other Independent voted “present.” That included the bill’s sponsor and all its cosponsors. It included all the senators who had endorsed the Green Nude Eel in connection with their candidacies for the party’s 2020 presidential nomination.
These remarks by Senator Lee (R-UT) are a fair summary of the Republican objections to the bill.
The Second Law of Thermodynamics was available for comment and noted, “There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.”
I’m Not Making This Up, You Know
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Unexpectedly!
The New York Post reports that snack food sales have increased in states that have legalized recreational marijuana.
Hmmm. There may be some potential economic opportunities resulting from the munchies.
I’m buying more popcorn futures.
Quote of the Day
If Bordeaux red wines were carbonated, McDonald’s would be a lot more interested in selling them.
—Xavier Leroy
