ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—
SOUND: Restaurant background
SOUND: Cellphone rings twice.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, it’s Paul Candler. How’s it going.
JOHNNY: Well enough. Everything and everyone has been located. I finished my final checks this morning, and I’m grabbing a late breakfast at a nearby Waffle House.
ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Sounds good.
JOHNNY: Yeah. They serve real southern country ham.
ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) No, I mean it’s good that you’ve got everything located.
JOHNNY: Yeah. It will make the tracking a lot easier.
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MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
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