Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

[REDACTED]: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, it’s [REDACTED].

JOHNNY: Thanks for calling. Did you get that report I forwarded?

[REDACTED]: (Telephone Filter) Yeah. Are they serious?

JOHNNY: It sure looks like it.

[REDACTED]: (Telephone Filter) Hmmm. Technically, it shouldn’t affect our client’s case, but …

JOHNNY: If you think about his long-term interests …

[REDACTED]: (Telephone Filter) Yeah.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign! Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


As I noted yesterday, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s informal opening brief for his appeal of the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit is due to the Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit by close of business today. We’ll see if he makes it. While we wait, I’ve republished the series of posts from four years ago today that dealt with Bill Schmalfeldt’s motion to modify the first peace order issued against him. That running account of the Cabin Boy’s™ follies, beginning with the day’s TKPOTD, is below the fold. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The wheels of justice are still grinding away. As we wait for more news in the Team-Kimberlin-related court cases, here’s another golden oldie. It was the Prevarication Du Jour published four year ago today.

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I have all sorts of interesting things posted at scribd.com. Today, someone tweeted a link to the charging documents in the recent Maryland v. Kimberlin case. There is a notation in the complaint’s handwriting at the end of the Application for Statement of Charges, and, of course, the Cabin Boy had to offer a comment.ftrrnews201310102213Z

Aaron Walker’s handwriting? No way; the addendum is legible.

Here’s a sample of Aaron Walker’s writing from an Application for Statement of Charges he filed in 2012—AWhandwrittingHere’s a sample of the writing on the 2013 Application for Statement of Charges—TKhandwritting

Note, among other differences, the almost random slant to the letters in the first sample and the even forward slant in the second. No, the writing on the two Applications is by two different people.

Fail.

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The Cabin Boy™ has rarely been one to let the facts get in the way of his hallucinations.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, I just forwarded an email to you. Take a quick look at it. We need to figure out how it impacts the next episode.

JOHNNY: Hang on. I’m pulling it up now.

SOUND: Mouse clicks.

JOHNNY: (Low whistle) Wow! Is this for real?

PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) That’s what I’m asking you. I’m pretty sure it really is from [redacted] because it decrypted properly with his public key.

JOHNNY: Well, this could certainly be a possible consequence of some of the leads that we’ve passed on to them. If it’s true, we should probably hold the episode scheduled for today.

PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) That’s what I was thinking.

JOHNNY: Let’s play it safe. Recycle something this evening. I should be able to verify this within a few days. If it’s as sensitive as we think, then we’ll have done the right thing. If it isn’t, we can run the episode next week.Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

GRAYSON: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, you’re not gonna believe this. Or, on second thought, maybe you will.

JOHNNY: Try me.

GRAYSON: (Telephone Filter) The Grouch has filed a peace order petition against me.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Today is Columbus Day (Observed), and the courts will be taking a day off. That means we won’t be getting any further news concerning the Team-Kimberlin-related cases until tomorrow at the earliest. Yesterday, I republished a post about the silly claim the Cabin Boy™ made four years ago that he had found 24 instances of perjury in the answer my lawyer filed to his motion to amend the first peace order issued against him. 24 Part Deux was the followup post from four years ago today.

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Bill Schmalfeldt has been frothing at the keyboard about 24 instances of perjury in the Answer my lawyer filed to his Motion to Modify Peace Order. See if you can find them among the 13 sentences in the answer.

Here’s the Cabin Boy’s Motion in case you want to crosscheck items.

I can’t find the perjury either.

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Of course, the Cabin Boy’s™ motion was denied.

Everything proceeded as I had foreseen.