SOUND: (Caller’s POV) Phone rings twice.
PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) L-B-S.
JOHNNY: Hey, it’s Johnny Atsign.
PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Hi, Johnny. If you’re calling this late, it must mean you’re still out of town.
JOHNNY: Yep. I’ll be out on this case for a while.
PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Getting any fishing done.
JOHNNY: Not much yet, but it’s possible to fish for rainbow trout in one of the city parks in this town. But let’s get to why I called. The Grouch has been trying to forge a bunch of stuff recently, but The Bomber has an even longer record of faking stuff.
PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Uh, huh.
JOHNNY: (Fading out) There’s an episode from …
ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—
SOUND: Skype rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
AARON: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny.
JOHNNY: What’s up, Aaron?
AARON: (Telephone Filter) The Bomber’s filed that report the judge ordered.
JOHNNY: Which one? The one about service in the RICO suit?
AARON: (Telephone Filter) Yeah, and some of the exhibits don’t add up
JOHNNY: And you want me to do some digging?
AARON: (Telephone Filter) You got it.
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading