Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Several of the Gentle Readers have remarked that many episodes of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign (like this one from four years ago today) seem to have been inspired by events in Real Life.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Hi, Johnny. We haven’t talked for a while.

JOHNNY: Well, I’ve been kinda busy.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) So I see. Most of the noise on the Internet has been from The Grouch, but I’m wondering about what The Bomber is up to.

JOHNNY: No good.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) That’s a given, but what more can you tell me?

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This episode of Blognet first ran five years ago today.

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BlognetTitleCardMUSIC: Theme. Intro and fade under.

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MUSIC: Up, then under …

NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A blogger has been subjected to harassment by means of a temporary peace order. The blogger claims that false testimony was used to obtain the temporary order. Your job … investigate.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual case. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end, from crime to punishment, Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran five years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Cell phone rings four times.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

DNR COP: (Telephone Filter) Mr. Atsign, this is Corporal Anderson with the DNR Police.

JOHNNY: Yes. My fishing license is up to date.

DNR COP: (Telephone Filter) I’m sure it is. This is about an investigation we believe you may be able to assist us with.

JOHNNY: I’d be happy to help you, but can I call you back? I’m about to drop a rental car at the airport.

DNR COP: (Telephone Filter) Where are you?

JOHNNY: Portland, Oregon. What’s a good number to call you back in about an hour?

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday, was Friday the 13th, and the anniversary of Friday, 13 March, 2015, the day that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s bogus peace order petition against me was denied. Tuesday, 13 March, 2018, was not a good day for Kimberlin either. On that day, his RICO 3 LOLsuit, Kimberlin v. Breitbart Holdings, et al., was dismissed because it violated the protective order in the Kimberlin v. Frey, RICO Remenant LOLsuit. I reported that loss two years ago in a post titled Qalpa’—Again!.

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Judge Hazel has dismissed Kimberlin v. Breitbart Holdings, et al. The dismissal is with prejudice.

The final footnote summarizes the case quite nicely:

The Court considered dismissing the case without prejudice and permitting Kimberlin to attempt to amend the Complaint in a manner that would not violate the Protective Order. But having reviewed the Complaint, the Court finds that it is so clearly derived, in sum and substance, from the Frey case and discovery provided therein that any effort to amend would be futile.

Did I mention that everything is proceeding as I have foreseen?

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That post was titled Qapla”—Again! because earlier that day I had put another post titled Qapla’ reporting that the Fourth Circuit had affirmed Patrick Frey’s win in the Kimberlin v. Frey LOLsuit.

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Congratulations to Patrick Frey and his lawyers, Ron Coleman and Bruce Godfrey: The Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals has affirmed the judgment of the District Court in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit Appeal.

Brett Kimberlin has maintained his perfect record of losing all cases he has brought before the Fourth Circuit.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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And with the recent decisions in the District Court in Indianapolis, Kimberlin is maintain his perfect batting average of 0.000.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Ah, another anniversary. It was five years ago today that the peace order petition that Brett Kimberlin filed in his wife’s elder daughter’s name was denied. The Gentle Reader should not be surprised that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin tried use forged evidence during the hearing or that his PR website Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread provided false coverage of the hearing. I responded to those lies with this Prevarication Du Jour.

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Over at Breitbart Unmasked, Bunny Boy is running a copy of some tweets that Kimberlin introduced into evidence during today’s hearing. They supposedly prove that I posted a comment on an article at the Montgomery County Gazette.perjury1Because I denied making such a comment and could not authenticate the tweet as mine, Bunny Boy is shilling Kimberlin’s story that I perjured myself today.

Bullshit!

I couldn’t authenticate the tweet as mine, because it isn’t. It’s a retweet. The original tweet (and I presume the comment at the Gazette) was by Lee Stranahan.Stranahan201308281627ZI took me all of two minutes to find that original tweet via Google.

Did I mention that Brett Kimberlin is a liar?

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I’m sure that I’ve mentions that TDPK’s first felony conviction was for perjury.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Back in 2013, Aaron Walker was involved in a set of hearings at the Howard County District Courthouse in Ellicott City, Maryland.. On two occasions, Brett Kimberlin, who did not appear to have business at the courthouse showed up. Neither time was a coincidence. The first time, he physically stalked Mrs. Walker who had been sitting their SuV. The second time, I watched Kimberlin as he cruised the courthouse parking lot. I wrote about that seven years ago today in a post titled What I Saw Last Friday.

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I am now able to tell you what I saw at the Howard County District Courthouse last Friday.

I had been asked to be available as a potential witness in a hearing on the Walker v. Schmalfeldt Peace Order petition. I had arrived at the Courthouse about an hour early and was sitting in my car eating lunch and dealing with email on my iPad. After a while, I saw a gold Prius enter the parking lot. As it passed by, I noticed that Brett Kimberlin was the driver, so I watched as he slowly drove around the parking lot. The only part of the lot that he did not drive through was the small, almost empty area where I was parked. He drove away.

About a half hour later, not long before the hearing was due to begin, I again saw a gold Prius turning into the parking lot. I turned on the camera in my iPad and recorded Brett Kimberlin as he drove by a second time. Again, he drove down each aisle in the main section of the lot. This time, he also drove into the small side lot where I was parked. As he slowly drove by, with his car passing no more than a couple of feet away from my front bumper, I could see that was holding up what appeared to be an iPhone as if he were taking or about to take a picture or video. As he backed out of the aisle, his face registered an expression that I took to be frustration. He had clearly been looking for something or someone and had not found what or who he was looking for. Brett Kimberlin looked directly at me from no more that 15 feet away and did not seem to recognize me.

While Brett Kimberlin was in the parking lot the second time, I watched him drive past the car in which Aaron Walker was sitting. Mr. Walker’s car had pulled in just ahead of Brett Kimberlin, and his driver had parked the car in plain sight. That he also apparently missed seeing Mr. Walker leads me to believe that Brett Kimberlin was probably looking for the Walker’s SUV or some other vehicle with Virginia license plates.

At no time did Brett Kimberlin pull into a parking space or get out of his car. He was clearly cruising the lot looking for something or someone, and when he did not find what or who he sought, he drove away.

If Brett Kimberlin were coming to the Courthouse for the hearing, he should have gone inside to check on things even if he weren’t sure that Aaron Walker’s car was in the parking lot. If he were coming to serve some sort of papers, he should have gone inside to attempt the service or waited at the Courthouse door in case of a late arrival. He did none of that. From what I saw, it seems more likely that he was looking to see if he could find Mr. Walker’s unattended car—for what purpose I can only guess.

UPDATE–Well, well, well … Hit a nerve, have we? Mr. Down Twinkles is unhappy and pressing the thumbs down button again.

UPDATE 2—Oh, look! Mr. Down Twinkles has some friends who also don’t like this post.

If a Reader believes that there is some factual error or erroneous conclusion, he should feel free to post a comment containing a correction.

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Stalking stalkers gotta stalk.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Sometimes, it’s good to just sit down informally with your colleagues and go over your various interests. This episode of Blogsmoke from three years ago today is an example of such a get together.

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SOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

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