Arbor Day and Mrs. Hoge


Today is Arbor Day, and the Carroll County Forestry Board will be having a ceremony in a local park honoring Mrs. Hoge and her service to that organization, the State Forestry Board Foundation, and the Governor’s Sustainable Forestry Commission.  My son and I will be attending.

Blogging may be slight today.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Once in a while, it’s amusing to bring back an old feature. Here are some recent logins to Hogewash!

2017 APR 25 14:32:23 UTC Home Page
2017 APR 25 15:37:15 UTC Home Page
2017 APR 25 15:37:20 UTC search=interrogatories
2017 APR 25 15:38:10 UTC search=second+set
2017 APR 25 15:39:11 UTC search=second+set+of+interrogatories
2017 APR 25 15:42:20 UTC 2017/01
2017 APR 25 15:42:32 UTC search=interrogatories
2017 APR 25 15:43:50 UTC search=dreadfud-pro-se-schmalfeldt
2017 APR 25 20:33:47 UTC Home Page
2017 APR 25 22:11:34 UTC Home Page
2017 APR 25 22:12:06 UTC 2017/01
2017 APR 25 22:48:23 UTC Home Page
2017 APR 25 23:12:36 UTC Home Page
2017 APR 25 23:12:55 UTC 2014/07
2017 APR 25 23:13:46 UTC 2014/08
2017 APR 25 23:17:15 UTC 2014/09
2017 APR 26 02:46:40 UTC Home Page
2017 APR 26 02:47:41 UTC Home Page
2017 APR 26 02:55:43 UTC Home Page

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

LITTLE BIRD: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, it’s Little Bird. Have you had a chance to go through the entire set yet?

JOHNNY: No. I’ve passed everything off to the guy who does that sort of analysis for me?

LITTLE BIRD: (Telephone Filter) OK, I was just following up. Call me if you need anything.

JOHNNY: I’ll send you a DM.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Programming Announcement


The Real World has claimed enough attention today to prevent the completion of a BLOGNET episode. Tune in next week, and the LBS crew will try to get their act together by then.

I have heard a rumor that the next Johnny Atsign episode will be intriguing. Tune in Monday and find out.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

LITTLE BIRD: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, it’s Little Bird. Have you seen The Grouch’s Twitter feed this morning

JOHNNY: No. I’m supposed to have other things on my plate today. And I still haven’t finished my first cup of coffee.

LITTLE BIRD: (Telephone Filter) Well, when you wake up, you may want to check his timeline.

JOHNNY: Really?

LITTLE BIRD: (Telephone Filter) Yeah. Then you may want to look at the email I just sent you.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Blognet


Sergeant Friday and Officer Smith are on assignment helping with an investigation being conducted by a small town police department in the Midwest. Since the topic of shoddy answers to discovery has been in the air of late, this vintage episode seemed like a good one to recycle this evening—
BlognetTitleCardMUSIC: Theme. Intro and fade under.

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MUSIC: Up, then under …

NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A noted anti-First-Amendment activist has sued a group of bloggers trying to shut down their free speech and free press rights. Your job … get the facts.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual case. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end, from crime to punishment, Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

MUSIC: Up and out. Continue reading