Although Bill Schmalfeldt engaged in some atrocious  behavior, there were times when it seemed he had been added to Team Kimberlin for comic relief, like the Porter in Act 3 of Macbeth, to provide a chuckle before things get darker. Eight years ago I wrote about things Found In My Email In Box.

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I received a couple of emails from the Cabin Boy™ this afternoon. The first included this picture …… and the text of an email that he claims was sent to the manager of the apartment building where he now lives.

From: Concerned Badger <i1642642@trbvm.com>
Date: Sun, Nov 29, 2015 at 1:43 PM
Subject: safety risk
To: [redacted]@cardinalcapital.us


From: Concerned Badger <i1642642@trbvm.com>
Subject: safety risk

Message Body:
Does Bill Schmalfeldt  in Juniper #108
still have the assault rifle he is brandishing
in this photo?

http://archive.is/A0lMf

Gun owner. Restraining orders in
multiple states. Criminal stalking
record in Maryland. Are you connecting
the dots yet?

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This mail is sent via contact form on Canticle and Juniper Courts http://www.canticlejunipercourts.org/wp

He followed up with this second email.

From: Bill Schmalfeldt bschmalfeldt@[redacted]
Subject: Re: A serious question
Date: 30 November, 2015 at 19:52 +00:00
To: himself@wjjhoge.com

I guess what I’m asking is, someone had to know your wordpress files URL to enter it into the Archives.is website. Therefore, I feel comfortable in assuming that whoever asked you for the URL is one of the people harassing the management of this apartment complex. And in the absence of any one else to blame it on, sir, as it was your file and you are responsible for it’s use, I am just going to assume it was you and add you as a defendant in any upcoming action.

Now, I think you’ll have to agree that I have been respectful and gentlemanly. And the gentlemanly thing to do would be to send me a quick response.

Thanks

Bill

Wow! I never realized just how bad the Cabin Boy™ google-fu was! All one has to do to find that image and a link to it is to google Bill Schmalfeldt and select the images options. One doesn’t have to scroll down very far to find that image.All one has to do is click on the thumbnail to discover that it’s located at Hogewash!, and only a couple more clicks are needed to download the image or be taken to a page that uses it.

The Cabin Boy™ wants me to tell him who was connected to Hogewash! at the time the image was archived, but I can’t. The connection log that I have been running for the past couple of days is only 2,000 hits deep, so it doesn’t go far enough back to cover yesterday afternoon. Even if I could provide the information, I wouldn’t. It is my policy not to respond to such requests except when required to do so by law or court order.

The Cabin Boy™ can assume what ever he wishes, and he has the right to sue whomever he wishes. Before he sues anyone, he might want to try to remember whether he’s filed five frivolous lawsuit or whether he’s filed six. I’ve lost count myself, but being as how he hasn’t had such a great record in court, he might want ask himself if he feels lucky.

Someone ought to ask him, “Well, do ya’, punk?”

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A man’s got to know his limitations.