This has been lurking on X (TSMPFKAT)—Here’s an alternate report from Paradise—
The next thing Osama bin Ladin saw after the muzzle flash was the Gates of Paradise and the Angel Gabriel beckoning him in. He walked through the Gates triumphantly, but had only gone a few feet inside when he was struck from behind and knocked to the golden street. He rolled over and saw George Washington winding up to hit him again with a walking stick. He tried to roll away, but he was kicked by Thomas Jefferson. He tried to get up and run, but he was tackled by Patrick Henry who began pounding away with his fists. Shocked, bin Ladin looked up at Gabriel and cried out, “What is happening here!” Gabriel replied, “Oh, those are just some of your 72 Virginians.”
We should pray not only for peace but also for justice.