Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Brett Kimberlin has had a perfect record with the LOLsuits he’s filed over the past decade. He lost all of ’em, even when he has been represented by counsel. Still, given his record of incompetence, it’s understandable that he would seek counsel for his latest attempt to get a petition filed at the Supreme Court for a writ of certiorari. It also makes sense that no lawyer who has looked at the facts surrounding the Speedway Bombing cases is willing to provide freebie representation as pro bono counsel.

Justice Barrett granted Kimberlin an extension of time to file until 1 November. That’s a week from today. The TKPOTD for seven years ago today dealt with one of Kimberlin’s typical attempts to ignore a legal deadline.

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Well, we seem to have caught The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin in yet another misrepresentation to a court. Here’s what the Certificate of Service filed with his opposition to several of the motions to dismiss his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit looks like:ECF 74 cert

When I filed my reply, I informed the court that I had not yet been served a copy of TDPK’s opposition but was filing based on what I found in PACER. I did eventually receive a copy of the opposition, but it was late in arriving. Inspection of the envelope and its postmark revealed why.ECF 74 EnvelopeECF 74 PostmarkpantsonfireThe package was not mailed to me on the day the opposition was filed with the court (also the day claimed in the Certificate of Service). It was mailed on the 17th instead of the 15th. You know, if the postmark were the next day, it could have been that he dropped it in the mail late in the afternoon and that the mail in that box wasn’t collected until the next day. However, there’s a two-day lag. Also, the postage label is one from a counter sale, so the postage was paid for on the 17th. No, TDPK lied to the court.

BTW, I mail service to those receiving it by snail mail on my way to the courthouse. That way, I know the what I’m telling the court about service is true.

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Tick, tick, tick, tick, …

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  1. This (too-) is a re-run:

    Hello, Justice?

    Yeah. Ummm… Yeah, it’s me Brett. What do you mean ‘Brett Who?’

    Brett Kimberlin. That Brett.

    Listen, I need a extension. Been busy lately. Also, the Paka Molo got in the way just a bit. Primo bud. Wait. What? What do you mean? No way Jose; the shit’s legal. In California for sure. Hawaii. Colorado. Seattle. Just a matter of time before Maryland joins the civilized world so don’t even think about coming at me with that. The FBI knows who’s on their side and who’s not. Back off, Man!

    So anyway.

    Yeah, I need a extension. Takes more time to run spellcheck than you know. Also. You have to afford a poor Pro Se every indulgence (and advantage) because…. Ummm…. Because. Hang on. I got a cite here somewhere. I use it all the time.

    And you know why you have to afford poor Pro Se’s extra latitude? Stare Decis, that’s why. You have to let precedent stand. Or, at least, defer to it. Know this, you little gray bureaucrat minions, I’ve lied REPEATEDLY in court. I’ve forged evidence. I’ve refused to pay judgements. And all of that means you have to let me color outside the lines. Multiple judges in Maryland have signed off on my behavior. That means you have to also. Why others go to Law School and get accredited is totally beyond me. Because THEY (then-) have to play by the rules. I myself am unfettered by said constraints.

    Feelin’ me?

    Know this, also- I’ve got a call in to Hunter. You guys get difficult and you’ll be hearing from The Big Guy. Himself.

    So don’t try me, bitchez’- Because I’ve been consistent in paying my 10%. And that means I’m a member in good standing. Bought more than a couple of paintings, too.

    Give me my extension. March of next year would be convenient. Don’t even think about interfering with my holiday plans.

    Peace out.


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