Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the sleaziest activities was Bill Schmalfeldt’s cyberharassment. I was the first person to hold him accountable when was able to secure a peace order against him. Of course, he disobeyed that order, and I referred the matter to law enforcement and the courts. Ten years ago today I posted A Whiff of Obsession surrounding Schmalfeldt’s fixation on me.

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tinfoil_billNot the perfume. This post is about Bill Schmalfeldt’s demented fixation with me. Yesterday evening, I was the direct or indirect object of 70-odd tweets from the Cabin Boy. In the course of his rants he doubles (triples, quadruples, and more) down on his past misleading statements. I haven’t redacted any of his foul-mouthed words in the section below the fold.

What I write next is not meant to make fun of Bill Schmalfeldt. It is a serious question about his situation. Given his claim that the stress of his being held accountable for his actions is causing a rapid advance of the symptoms of his Parkinson’s Disease, I wonder if he is now experiencing the onset of Parkinson’s Disease Dementia? If that’s the case, it does not make his behavior more tolerable, but it should affect how the courts deal with him.

The nonsense is so pervasive that it would be much shorter to inventory the few things that are true.

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I’ve left the tweets from the original post below the fold.

When added with about 400 more, the provided the evidence for the court to extend the original peace order of an additional six months.

All told, Schmalfeldt collect a dozen or so restraining orders in five states, one of which protected a toddler.

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
I’m GUESSING this means Hoggy is gonna try to draw me into his lawsuit defense. But I’m not involved.
5:28 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Just sayin’, I have no first-hand knowledge of Hoggy’s plans. But if he thinks it’s gonna help him to draw me into his lawsuit… hoo hah!
5:37 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
I don’t worry about shit I have no control over. If Hoggy wants me as a witness for a case in 2014 I don’t even know if I’ll still be alive.
5:41 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Hoggy and his pals have done a great job of ramping up the stress to kill me before my time, so if they want a deposition, better move quick
5:42 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
The literature is clear, stress picks up the pace of Parkinson’s degeneration, leading to total disability and early death. So, every troll,
5:50 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
every stalker, Akbar, McCain and Hoge need to know that every ounce of stress they add to my life is like cutting a month off my life.
5:51 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
But don’t take my word for it. http://www.pennmedicine.org/encyclopedia/em_PrintArticle.aspx?gcid=000755&ptid=1
5:52 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
I no longer take medications for Parkinson’s because they don’t work any more. I have my neurologist’s blessing on that.
5:52 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
The main thing, he said, avoid stress, try not to fall, swallow carefully, and realize it’s a progressive disease with an end phase to it.
5:53 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
But don’t let the fact that you’re killing me stop you from hassling me, harassing me for shit you imagine I did, whatever helps you sleep.
5:54 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
In the meantime, I’ll write my stories, run my radio station for as long as I can. And I’ll deal with Hoge and his crimes against me.
5:55 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
I think Hoge has been the single biggest reason that I can’t walk and can’t sit up straight any more. Akbar and McCain annoy, but…
5:55 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
…they haven’t tried to put me in jail 13 times. Hoge will have to bear some responsibility for my condition…
5:56 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
…since all 13 charges he filed were false and caused me unnecessary stress, exacerbating my illness. But I deserve it because… liberal.
5:57 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
My wife has specific instructions on how to proceed against Hoge on that glorious day when I wake up dead. My neurologist says he will…
5:58 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
…testify to the rapidity of my decline since February of this year. My Parkinson’s is not Hoge’s fault. My early death from it?
5:59 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
That would be a different matter entirely. And it will be paid for in court. ‘Nuff said.
5:59 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Again, don’t take my word for it. http://www.pennmedicine.org/encyclopedia/em_PrintArticle.aspx?gcid=000755&ptid=1
6:00 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Like I said, I am not taking medications anymore because they stopped working in about April or May.
6:04 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
So, trolls, thank you for making things worse.
6:05 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
But then, to some people, my responding to the hatred of others equals “disgusting attacks.”
6:29 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Here’s an idea. Stop trolling me. Stop talking about me. Stop following my every move in the Internet and watch how fucking NICE I get!
6:30 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
I have as much right to defend myself as anyone else, and if you don’t like getting shit on you, don’t throw any at me. It’s that simple.
6:30 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Someone please explain to Army Child here that Hoge filed 13 criminal charges against me all of which were dismissed.
6:33 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Please explain to him that if Hoge had never filed a charge against me, I wouldn’t even know who the fuck he is.
6:33 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
I would gladly stack up the amount of harassment I’ve received from Hoge trolls against the amount Hoge has received from me.
6:35 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Here’s the part the Hoge trolls just can’t seem to get through their heads. I am going to DIE EARLIER because of HOGE’S FRIVOLOUS CHARGES!!!
6:36 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Let that settle in for a minute. I am going to DIE EARLIER because of HOGE’S STALKING AND HARASSMENT of ME and his FALSE CHARGES!!!
6:36 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
This is not supposition. It is medical fact. I AM GOING TO DIE EARLIER BECAUSE OF HOGE’S FRIVOLOUS CHARGES AND THE STRESS THEY CAUSED ME!
6:37 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
You fuckknobs think the death penalty is appropriate for sending an @mention tweet? Examine your own morals and piss up a rope.
6:38 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
And I STILL have to FIGHT Hoge. I STILL have to go to Carroll County to argue for my RIGHTS! I have to pursue the case with the…
6:38 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Maryland Court of Appeals because NOBODY should be able to jail someone for sending @mentions on fucking TWITTER!
6:39 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
My name on that court finding will be my legacy and ALMOST make everything worth it. You can NOT jail someone because he “tweeted” you.
6:40 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
But it’s a settled fact. It is not an opinion. I AM going to DIE EARLIER because of what HOGE HAS PUT ME THROUGH with the threats of jail.
6:41 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
I am going to DIE EARLIER because of Hoge’s 13 false charges against me. Because of his INABILITY TO BE WRONG! Because of his STALKING!
6:41 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
And I will share this information with the Circuit Court and the Maryland Court of Appeals if given the chance.
6:42 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Name one thing you THINK I’ve done. It doesn’t even have to be anything I’ve actually done. Something you THINK or have been TOLD I’ve done.
6:43 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Name ONE THING in your list of my imaginary crimes that means I deserve to die earlier.
6:44 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
I am not asking for pity. Frankly, I don’t fucking CARE what the trolls think. They DON’T think. They’re TROLLS. But the fact of the matter.
6:45 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Is undisputed. My rate of deterioration has exceeded the normal curve and I WILL DIE EARLIER because Hoge threatened me with jail 13 times.
6:46 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Now. Someone. Tell me what I did to Hoge that means I deserve to die. @mentioning him? “Poop flakes?” THE DEATH PENALTY FOR POOP FLAKES?
6:47 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
What law is Hoge saying I broke this time? Is he actually saying that answering someone who insults you first is harassment?
7:44 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Sorry, but I don’t have Hoge’s grudge-carrying capacity. He seems to have every word I’ve ever written filed away. Here are some more words.
7:45 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
My neurologist said Hoge is killing me. That’s not me talking. That’s my neurologist. Hoge is killing me. I will die earlier because of Hoge
7:46 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
I’m not sure if that should matter to Hoge or not. But I will die earlier than a normal progression with PD because of Hoge.
7:46 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Does Hoge remember the first words he ever wrote about me? He called me a clown. First time he mentioned me. Called me a clown.
7:47 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
He insulted me, I insulted back. Wah wah wah wah wah, you big fucking crybaby. Better file a charge. How about 13 of them?
7:48 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Better yet, why not just KILL the fat, crippled bastard because he returned my insult? Poor Hoge. He got INSULTED after insulting me first.
7:49 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Well, fuck Hoge. Fuck his fat, developmentally disabled son. I’m sure his wife is a lovely woman. Too bad the Hoge line stops at IV.
7:50 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
On Oct. 16, the Carroll County Circuit Court will know the full extent of the crimes Hoge has committed against me.
7:51 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
How many charges against Hoge have I filed? Against Walker? Against Stranahan? Not a fucking one. BECAUSE I AM A GROWNUP.
7:52 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
If you can stand insulting people, you can stand being insulted, you dainty, delicate little doily of a frilled-panty-wearing pussyies!
7:53 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
And you know what? If I could make Hoge as physically infirm as he has made me? I wouldn’t do it. I have a soul. I am a human being.
7:54 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Enough of the rant. Here are the rules from now on. However much “now on” I have. You insult me, you get insulted back in the most vile ways
7:56 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Using words that would make your longshoreman uncle cry. Don’t insult me, you won’t get insulted in return. That’s easy to understand, rite?
7:56 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
I am going to die early because of WJJ Hoge and the stress heaped on me by 13 false criminal charges. Everybody happy now?
7:57 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
And before anyone says, “I had it coming,” ask yourself. How many of Hoge’s 13 charges made it past the State’s Attorney. NONE OF THEM!
7:59 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Before any of you shit-dripping Hoge lickspittles say, “well if you wouldn’t have harassed…” HOW MANY CHARGES MADE IT PAST THE SA? NONE!!!
8:00 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
One Carroll County Circuit Court judge rules that, despite Federal law, Tweets DO constitute harassment. That judge is about to be overruled
8:01 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
And even if he is not, I have never been convicted of a fucking thing. But because Hoge can’t take what he dishes out, I have to die early.
8:02 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Does any of you smegma-toothed trolls think it’s a fair trade? I @mentioned Hoge, so I get 13 false charges, a peace order and early death?
8:03 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
@Popehat …and if Hoge leaves the courthouse on Oct. 16 a free man, I will be shocked. Perjury is still against the law in Maryland.
8:39 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
@Popehat Any time you want to have a serious discussion about journalism and the tricks of the trade and they are not always nice, here I am
8:52 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
But if you seriously believe I need to die because of saying Hoge has poop flakes in his beard, then just leave me alone. OK, @Popehat?
8:53 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Going by Mr. Hoge’s most recent post, it seems there are areas of the law in which he is unfamiliar.
8:59 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
1. If I receive sealed documents and had no part in their being unsealed, the first amendment gives me the right to publish. No law broken.
9:00 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
Not remembering a single comment I sent to his blog does not = a “lie.”
9:00 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
A lie would be, “Hmmm… I remember sending him a comment, but I’m gonna say I didn’t.” I am not as wrapped up in Hoge as he is in me.
9:01 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
The charges were filed because Hoge liked insulting people and didn’t like being insulted in return.
9:02 PM – 1 Oct 13

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@Fite_Rite_Radio
The first charges, which like all 13 were dismissed, didn’t mention Hoge’s family. So who’s the liar?
9:03 PM – 1 Oct 13

2 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


  1. I guess that whole “I’m going to die earlier because of “X”…” didn’t pan out. So the question is: Did he not really have Parkinson’s, or was “X” not the damage he says it was?

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