Not only are the members of Team Kimberlin liars, the voices that they hear are liars as well. The TKPOTD for ten years ago today dealt with such lies.

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Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt has been listening to the voices again.

Of course, I’d like to get out of any lawsuit as easily as possible, and I have offered to settle my portion of the Kimberlin v. Walker et al. suit for a payment to me from Brett Kimberlin of $1,000,000. If Kimberlin wants to get out of the hole he’s digging for himself on the cheap, he can accept my offer. Otherwise, the suit will have to go forward.

Oh, one more thing about that offer to settle … It’s good until my answer to Kimberlin’s complaint is filed with the court. Beyond that point, the case will be in my lawyers’ hands, and settlement is likely to be more expensive for Brett Kimberlin.

As for what anonymous blogger Kimberlin Unmasked is up to, I know generally what’s happening, but it will be much more fun to save that surprise for later.

Meanwhile, all the defendants in this farcical lawfare of Kimberlin’s have real lives in the real world. We will be tending to them and not spending much time chattering about a frivolous lawsuit on the Interwebz. Oh, we’ll be working together and with the attorneys to defeat the suit, but that won’t be the sum total of our lives. While I don’t expect any of us to waste time trying the case online, all of us will blog or tweet about it from time to time.

Stay tuned.

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Nothing proceeded as Team Kimberlin hallucinated.