Billogical. I’m not sure coined the term, but it was one of the ways of describing the confused utterings from Bill Schmalfeldt. This Legal LULZ Du Jour from seven years ago today is an example of such logic.

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Is that so?

UPDATE—The obvious syllogism one can derive from the above is—

Schmalfeldt accused Hoge of the crime of stalking.

Hoge has never been convicted of a crime.

Therefore, Schmalfeldt is a moron.

However, the conclusion may be faulty, at least under the original definition of a moron as an adult with a mental age of 8 to 12. Is the Cabin Boy™ that mature?

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Perhaps not a moron but a nitwit.