One of the false narratives that Team Kimberlin kept trying to spin was that they were being lied about. The Bonus Prevarication Du Jour from six years ago today dealt with one of Bill Schmalfeldt’s whoppers.
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If the Cabin Boy™ were to make the effort to thoroughly search Hogewash!, he would find that I have never said that he is a child pornographer. Rather, I have suggested that the Gentle Reader should listen to the audio of the implicated Schmalfeldt skits or read the versions he included as exhibits in a LOLsuit VI filing, and make up his own mind.
Similarly, I have never posted anything on Hogewash! stating that the Cabin Boy™ does not have Parkinson’s disease. Indeed, I have specifically stated that I am not qualified to diagnose him, and that he has presented symptoms consistent with Parkinson’s disease while he was in my presence.
I have never publicly expressed any opinion as to whether Bill Schmalfeldt is a child pornographer or whether he suffers from Parkinson’s disease, and I intend to keep my opinions on those matters to myself.
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The Cabin Boy’s™ whining about Parkinson’s disease has occurred just before several of his “retirements.” This week he’s complained about symptoms so severe that walking about his house had him thinking about a wheelchair.