Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the false narratives that Team Kimberlin kept trying to spin was that they were being lied about. The Bonus Prevarication Du Jour from six years ago today dealt with one of Bill Schmalfeldt’s whoppers.

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If the Cabin Boy™ were to make the effort to thoroughly search Hogewash!, he would find that I have never said that he is a child pornographer. Rather, I have suggested that the Gentle Reader should listen to the audio of the implicated Schmalfeldt skits or read the versions he included as exhibits in a LOLsuit VI filing, and make up his own mind.

Similarly, I have never posted anything on Hogewash! stating that the Cabin Boy™ does not have Parkinson’s disease. Indeed, I have specifically stated that I am not qualified to diagnose him, and that he has presented symptoms consistent with Parkinson’s disease while he was in my presence.

I have never publicly expressed any opinion as to whether Bill Schmalfeldt is a child pornographer or whether he suffers from Parkinson’s disease, and I intend to keep my opinions on those matters to myself.

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The Cabin Boy’s™ whining about Parkinson’s disease has occurred just before several of his “retirements.” This week he’s complained about symptoms so severe that walking about his house had him thinking about a wheelchair.

5 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. I suppose what he really needs is a new scooty-Scotty (it’s red! VROOM! VROOM!) but the last one was paid for with his dead wife’s insurance money. Which if I recall was supposed to keep him comfortably in retirement for many years to come, providing his stepson didn’t toss him out of the tincasa.

    So if he’s gonna get a new one, there are some conditions that have to be met first (so sorry Lady Die).

  2. He’s a minor medical miracle. Has endured Parkinson’s (by his claim) for going on decades and has not, as every other Parkinson’s sufferer ever before, slid inexorably down into complete disability and death, but has experienced wildly variable levels of effects, which are strangely convenient to his needs of the moment. Nope, he needs to give himself over immediately to intensive medical research.

  3. Due to his miraculous ability to fight off the damaging effects of Parkinson’s; he should donate to brain to science after his death. Or before it, because Lord knows, he doesn’t use it often now.

  4. Mr H, do you perhaps have a link or a screencap to share of that jackass’s latest vomitry?

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