One of the minor members of Team Kimberlin, Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson, left a comment to last Saturday’s TKPOTD. You can read it here. It’s been a while since I’ve checked up on Ferguson. His instagram account is private. He hasn’t posted any new tracks at last.fm or new posts at wilsb8.wordpress.com since 2021. However, he has been posting stuff at GitHub,
He describes himself on his ABOUT page at GitHub like this—
My name is William A. Ferguson and I am a back-end Web Developer and avid modular synthesizer hobbyist. I create beautiful websites like this one.
Here’s the AWARDS page from that site—I looks as if his web development is on par with his imagined musicianship.
The mockery continues.
Oh, Hoggy! Your website came out of a box with zero programming skills required whereas mine was built entirely Bootstrap from the ground up.
The only thing you did to make it officially yours was register a domain. Anyone with half a brain could do that and, frankly, I’m surprised you managed that feat with less.
It’s as if your web skills are on par with your imagined legal acumen.
Or your choice of friends.
Last I checked, Mr. Hoge doesn’t purport to be a web developer, nor does he pal around with domestic terrorists and pedophiles.
What kind of traffic is your “beautiful” website pulling in, Willie?
Yeah, actually he does. Ali Alexander fits both descriptions.
No, he fits neither. Your pal Brett fits both, though.
Words have meanings. You should learn them.
So, about that traffic, then?
Where have you been, Paulie?
It’s been a very long time since you’ve left any comments here, almost like you were bored with something until something came along to reinvigorate your desire to leave comments here?
Well, maybe “pedophile” isn’t very accurate.
I know! Let’s go with ephebophile!
That make it all better for ya, Paulie?
“I lied and you caught me.” shouldn’t be so hard to admit, Willie. Try it. Grow a little.
So, are you going to tell us about your success at drawing web traffic, or are you just going to keep doing the monkey dance?
Hey Willie, how’s your buddy Johan?
Oops. You just never know about some people, do you? Of course, there are still those who will see a photo on Twitter of a 14 year old girl and tweet “I’d hit that” but you’re not one of tho– oh wait.
And yes, Hoggy has always maintained to be a web developer, that his coding-fu is best and that his is more powerful than mere mortals.
Yeah, he’s said as much.
So, no, Paulie you really haven’t been paying much attention.
By the way, Hoge: you’re welcome! This is the most action your little WordPress site has seen in a long time.
Willie, I know it’s challenging for you to refrain from being willfully idiotic, but for the love of God, do better than this.
Wow, lookit you, all defensive and desperate for any sort of validation you can pull out of thin air!
GitHub repository: full!🥳
Self-esteem repository: empty.😭
Don’t change a thing, we love you just the way you are.
You’re new! Have you been cheering Hoggy on while he recounts all his past glories?
Funny how you never liked or commented on any of them.
Am I though?
I find it ironic that you seem fixated on pedophiles considering your very public statements that you wanted to have sex with a 14 year old girl. Strange how everyone that supported Kimberlin has a sick perversion for kids.
Well we know his ex-wife didnt want to have sez with him . That other guy though….
And speaking of GitHub repositories, let’s have a gander at yours and…whoops! You don’t have any!
Oh, I’m sorry!
At this website it has been previously established (by a certain DUMBFUCK acquaintance of yours, I believe) that GitHub repositories are not an accurate measure of success.
I know our host has an active weekly podcast.
Hoggy we know you have unrequited desire for us but really, you are supposed to be a grown man now, let it go
Oh, look! Willie called the cavalry! Hi BunnyBoy! Got any new election scams lined up?
If we stopped engaging him right now, he goes right back to reliving past “glories”. Watch.
Like you were never here at all…that must be a familiar sensation.
Shouldn’t you still be busy perusing Gillette’s child porn so you can again verify “it’s not that bad” .
Wow the woodwork is really spitting out some dustbunnies today!
Just like old times. Nice.
And to think that.all the doom and gloom the Pirate Crew always predicted, never happened . No one was jailed, nobody lost their job or their houses, etc. The Pirate crew did manage to rack up a shiteload of restraining orders, and show a tendency not to be able to keep any real gainful employment though.