The TKPOTD for five years ago today looked back to an earlier post that dealt with the differences between Brett Kimberlin’s and Bill Schmalfeldt’s false narratives dealing with the identity of the anonymous blogger Paul Krendler. Kimberlin had claimed that I was Krendler as part of his attempts to get me charged with online harassment of Tetyana Kimberlin’s older daughter.

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Among the false narratives that Team Kimberlin has tried to peddle are the contradictory stories about the secret identity of “Paul Krendler.” While The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt is usually fixated on the idea that Patrick Grady is Paul Krendler, he has alleged that others (including himself) are The Thinking Man’s Zombie. As the TKPOTD from three years ago today notes, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin, OTOH, has been consistent in his claim that I am Paul Krendler.

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I’m reasonably certain that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt haz sad cuz he didn’t get to ask me under oath about the identity of Paul Krendler.

As I have already said under oath, I don’t know.

In paragraph 58 of his complaint in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO2: Electric Boogoloo LOLsuit, Paul Krendler is identified as me.

I don’t know who Krendler is, but I do know that I’m not he.

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There’s been speculation that the Cabin Boy™ is ginning up LOLsuit IX in a fit of pique over his self-inflicted inability to land a job. If he’s stupid enough to file such a suit, I believe that he’ll find some way to tie Paul Krendler into it. It’s also probably a safe bet that he’d file in the wrong venue, fail to state a claim upon which relief can be granted, and whine when the case is dismissed.

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Vigilans Vindex posted this cartoon to the comment of the 2018 post.I suppose we can conclude that Schmalfeldt’s career as a pro-se plaintiff has been zombified.