Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Yesterday, we mentioned a couple of the members for Team Kimberlin by the titles they were tagged with as members of The Dread Pirate Kimberlin’s crew. Ten years ago today, the Dread Pirates Robert and Kimberlin were compared in this post.

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The Dread Pirate Roberts, so the story goes, is a pirate of near-mythical reputation, someone feared across the seven seas for his ruthlessness and swordfighting prowess, and who is well known for taking no prisoners. Ships immediately surrender and give up their cargos rather than be captured, a fate they imagine to be certain death.

The Dread Pirate Kimberlin is more like a legend in his own mind, a pretender who wishes to be feared for his ruthlessness and legal ability and to be known for vanquishing all comers in court. Critics, he thinks, should immediately stop telling the truth about him and give up their First Amendment rights at his command.

It turns out that Dread Pirate Kimberlin’s legal acumen seems to be as fictional as Dread Pirate Roberts’ existence. And no one will surrender to Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

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He’s lost every LOLsuit he’s filed since he made the mistake of tangling with me.

1 thought on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. I was an Army medical lab technician.

    If the only difference between male and female is the plumbing, why do so many lab tests have different normal ranges for male and female?

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