Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Brett Kimberlin is a slow learner, but it appears that he’s finally figured out that he’s not going to have any success as a musician. The TKPOTD from eight years ago today was written when he was still laboring under delusions of adequacy.

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Brett Kimberlin has wanted a successful music career for decades. The Gentle Reader can find his music videos lurking on YouTube and see why success has eluded him. On page 354 of Citizen K: The Deeply Weird American Journey of Brett Kimberlin, Mark Singer quotes Brett Kimberlin as saying:

My lyrics are very potent, and they’ll touch a lot of people. I see myself as being in the Phil Collins mold more than, say, in the Michael Jackson mold. I can’t be fake that way. I have to be real.

Certainly, Kimberlin does not rise to Michael Jackson’s stature …

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Indeed, Michael Jackson was 5′-9″, four inches taller than The Dread Deadbeat Performer Kimberlin.

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