Both Brett Kimberlin and Bill Schmalfeldt have maintained a perfect record so far in all their LOLsuits filed since 2012. They’ve batted .000, losing all of ’em. This TKPOTD from seven years ago today was about one of the motions to dismiss I filed in the Cabin Boy’s™ LOLsuit IV.
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Yesterday afternoon, I mailed my motion to dismiss The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s latest nuisance LOLsuit to the Circuit Court for Howard County. I also served a copy on the Cabin Boy™ by mail.
Almost everything the Cabin Boy™ says has an expiration date, but, if he he really wants to drop this LOLsuit, all he has to do is nothing. If he doesn’t file an opposition to my motion, the court will grant it as unopposed, and the suit will be dismissed. Of course, his mind is quite changeable, so he may want to go forward with the suit. If it survives the motion to dismiss, I guarantee that discovery will be … ummm … interesting. Yep, that’s the right word. Interesting.
The motion speaks for itself, so I do not intend to make any further substantive comments until after the court has ruled on it.
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It turned out the case was dismissed, not for failure to state a claim, but for improper venue. Schmalfeldt sued me in the wrong court.