Brett Kimberlin has delusions of competency, and his inattention to detail resulted in the pointage, laughery, and mockifiation found in the TKPOTD for eight years ago today.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin alleges in his amended complaint in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness that Lee Stranahan, James O’Keefe, Simon & Schuster, and I engaged in a racketeering conspiracy in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 1511.So what kind of obstruction does § 1511 forbid?

(a) It shall be unlawful for two or more persons to conspire to obstruct the enforcement of the criminal laws of a State or political subdivision thereof, with the intent to facilitate an illegal gambling business …

Illegal gambling?

I wouldn’t bet on it.

#Fail.

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PRO TIP: If you’re going to allege that someone has committed a crime, be sure to read the text of the applicable statute(s) and make sure you understand the element of the offense.