When Bill Schmalfeldt wasn’t predicting the direst of dire direness would overwhelm Team Kimberlin’s adversaries, Matt Osborne would serve as their false prophet. Eight years ago today, I wrote about Osborne (using the nom de cyber of Xenophon) channeling The Amazing Criswell and Criswell’s Weather Forecasts.
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Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.) has an occasional feature in which Xenophon channels The Amazing Criswell while making predictions. It turns out to be an apt choice because the predictions are usually as spectacularly wrong as the real Criswell’s.
Last weekend’s forecast was for
Clouds of butthurt have limited visibility in the Carroll County, Maryland area. Expect drizzles of stupid all weekend, with sunny skies due to arrive by Monday afternoon.
It turned out that all the butthurt wound up centered on Elkridge, Maryland, which is in Howard County, although things were sunny here in Westminster.
I wonder if Criswell foresees the blizzard of paper about to descend on Bethesda, Maryland?
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Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin was buried with legal paperwork during the holidays that year because of timing set by when he filed his LOLsuits.