Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The crowd of people of have wound up working with Brett Kimberlin is … well, let’s just say it contains a broad array of … um … interesting people. This post from nine years ago was about the lawyer who was Kimberlin’s nominal boss as the Executive Director of Justice Through Music Project. It’s about Dread Pirate #BrettKimberlin’s Boss’ Intellectual Property.

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Those of us who make our living by creating things and ideas know the importance of protecting our intellectual property. I have a patent. I own copyrights. I own trademarks and service marks. Indeed, if you click on The Fine Print above, you’ll find copyright and trademark notices about this site and its contents.

Jeffrey R. Cohen‘s law practice deals primarily with intellectual property. He has filed more than 300 trademark applications with the Patent and Trademark Office, some for clients and some for himself. Yes, he owns trademarks himself. Here’s one that he filed and later abandoned:

I can understand why he abandoned this one. There probably wasn’t much of a market for Plumber’s Butt work pants. (Mrs. Hoge is laughing while I type this.)

I admire the creativity behind this trademark, but I don’t think much of the judgment behind it. It may not be Mr. Cohen’s only lapse of judgment.

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I couldn’t have made that up on my own.

1 thought on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


  1. Apropos of nothing, but I can’t think of a better way for Joe Biden to align his brand with Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt than to crap his pants in front of the Pope at the Vatican.

    Unless he was also complaining to the Pontiff at the time that his Holiness “just doesn’t understand satire.”

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