Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

During the course of the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit, I filed a certified copy of the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit transcript as an exhibit to a court paper. The Kimberlins claimed that the copy I had filed was forged. This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign which first ran four years ago today was interrupted for a news bulletin.

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

LITTLE BIRD: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, it’s Little Bird. Have you had a chance to go through the entire set yet?

JOHNNY: No. I’ve passed everything off to the guy who does that sort of analysis for me?

LITTLE BIRD: (Telephone Filter) OK, I was just following up. Call me if you need anything.

JOHNNY: I’ll send you a DM.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

JOHNNY: The following is partial extract of the tweets sent and received during the Overly Tired Matter.

JOHNNY DMS: @LittleBird is that an unpaved alley in the pictu—

ANNOUNCER 2: We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this bulletin. The following certified transcript extract has been obtained by LBS News from the Clerk of the Maryland Court of Special Appeals.

ANNOUNCER 2: We return you now to our regularly scheduled program in progress.

-ext time? Sometimes, you have to guess. Join us, won’t you?

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Swell theme and under

ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.

This is LBS, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

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I have never forged a court paper. I’ve lost count of the number of times Brett Kimberlin has been caught altering evidence.

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