Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Yesterday’s TKPOTD dealt with Brett Kimberlin getting mentioned on the Interwebz three years ago in connection with other Democrat operatives involved in the Russian Collusion Hoax. Today, we look back on the reaction to that post from Kimberlin’s principal PR flack Bill Schmalfeldt. Here’s the TKPOTD from three years ago today.

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The Cabin Boy™ continues to demonstrate his substandard reading comprehension. He attempted to submit this comment yesterday evening.His comment is response to this comment by Paul Krendler which does not appear to have anything to do with President Trump.

Did he have to cheat to get that C- on the English as a Second Language Test?

UPDATE—After I prepared this post, the Cabin Boy™ further beclowned himself with these additional attempted comments—

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I also took the opportunity to engage in a bit of pointage, laughery, and mockification with this episode of Blogsmoke.

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SOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3

SOUND: Oldies playing on jukebox in background.

SOUND: Group laughter.

SMITH: And that tweet about the feds DMing him for your contact info was so precious.

JOHN: Yep. Like they couldn’t find my contact information on the blog.

PINKY: No one’s contacted you, have they?

JOHN: (Chuckles) Not yet. Of course, if someone does, one of things I’ll do is give him the contact info of the last fed who investigated one of The Grouch’s bizarre complaints.

PINKY: The IG Complaint?

JOHN: No. That’s further back, but come to think about it, I should probably pass that case information along too.

FRIDAY: You should probably include all the state cases also.

JOHN: Yeah, or at least tell ’em who to talk to at the State’s Attorney’s Office.

BRAIN: I need to call my broker about more popcorn futures.

WAITRESS: OK. Your orders are up. Who had the cheeseburger?

FRIDAY: (Fading out) That’s mine …

SOUND: Background out.

MUSIC: SCENE BUMPER MUSIC—RECORDED—CUT 4

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MUSIC: SCENE BUMPER MUSIC—RECORDED—CUT 5

SOUND: Background back up.

JOHN: (Fading up) … he just keeps stepping in it.

SOUND: Group laughter.

WAITRESS: You guys sound like you’re having a good time tonight. Who wants desert?

JOHN: Just coffee for me. Cream and sugar.

PINKY: The apple pie looks good.

WAITRESS: Warm with a slice of cheese on it?

PINKY: Uh, huh.

BRAIN: Same for me.

SMITH: I’ll go with a cup of coffee too. Black.

FRIDAY: And another slice of the pie and another black coffee.

WAITRESS: OK. I’ll be right back.

SMITH: Say, Boss, there’s one thing about the timing of The Grouch’s rant …

JOHN: What?

SMITH: … coming right after The Bomber’s name has surfaced on the Web connected with that dossier nonsense.

JOHN: Oh, you noticed that too.

SOUND: Background out.

MUSIC: CLOSING TITLE UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 6

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Even with a good imagination, we can’t come up with stories as strange as The Bomber and his buddies provide for episodes of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: SWELL AND CONTINUE TO MUSIC OUT

ANNOUNCER: The Legal Department wishes the following declaimer read: “‘BLOGSMOKE’ is a work of fiction. Anyone who feels it might be about him should read Proverbs 28:1.”

This is LBS, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

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Heh.

3 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


  1. He was never close, but never so not close as when he thought I was Patrick Grady.

    I mean, gender is a real thing, but as is obvious from his new “life partner,” he has never understood that.

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