Some of my favorite Team Kimberlin posts are titled Qapla’. This one’s from five years ago today.
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The Maryland Court of Special Appeals has affirmed the judgment of the Circuit Court for Montgomery County in Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. Brett Kimberlin has lost his appeal, so the verdict stands. Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and I win.
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The opinion’s final sentence says, “… he failed to satisfy the burden he bore to get to the jury …” Courts use that verb quite often in their opinions of Kimberlin’s LOLsuits.
I would guess Kimberlin has heard the phrase “failed to satisfy” from every woman in his life as well.
I suspect he is proportionately tiny in every way.