1. Kamala Harris’ vice-president will be a woman.
2. There will be a limited nuclear war in Asia.
3. The Democrats in Congress will be unable to pass a federal bailout for blue state debt.
4. At least two blue state governors will be removed from office by recall, impeachment, or politically-forced resignation.
5. The Cubs won’t win the World Series, and Vanderbilt won’t win the SEC Football Championship.
No guarantees. Void where prohibited. Your milage may vary.