Nothing to See Here—Move Alone

As I was getting ready for bed tonight, I found this message on my phone.

My name isn’t Thelma. No one who lives here at Stately Hoge Manor in Westminster, Maryland, is named Thelma. No one who lives here is registered to vote in Pennsylvania (vote dot pa is that state’s voter registration website), and none of us has asked for an absentee ballot from any jurisdiction.

Oh, and area code 810, the area code for the number that sent the message, is in Michigan.

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