Bill Schmalfeldt has managed to excel in one area far beyond any of the other members of Team Kimberlin. He’s used up even more, perhaps twice as many, Twitter handles than Brett Kimberlin has filed and lost lawsuits. Who could have seen this coming?
Well, he said modestly, I kinda hinted at what was coming in the TKPOTD for seven years ago today.
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Blood on the Microphone
Radio Slappy
Derp Brain Radio
Radio WMS (old time radio)
Radio WMS (talk)
Etc.
And now, Radio Shiloh. I’ve lost track of the fits and starts of Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt’s Internet radio career over the past few months. I went over to his new website to check things out (so you don’t have to), and I took a listen to his new Station ID.
It mentions poop.
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I was going to tag this with the French phrase plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose, but on second thought the old GI expression abbreviated SSDD seems a better fit.
Bill Schmalfeldt is also one of the few people in the United States that has gotten double digit restraining orders/peace orders/harassment prevention orders issued against him. He is also one of the only people to have one issued to protect a three year old toddler (at the time). This is NOT what I would call illustrious company.
He also apparently holds the key to a cure for Parkinson’s, since symptoms he shared a long time ago have gotten better — unlike the majority of sufferers. The difference between “incapacitated by disease” and “nope, I feel fine…” seems to be tied to the availability of ego-boosting radio jobs.
I’m not a former GI, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once, so I get what SSDD means, around here the common expression is SSDP.