Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin has rarely been effective in anything thing they tried, and the usual cause of their failure has has been a high level of incompetence shared among all of the members. Brett Kimberlin has rarely been able to figure out how to properly file legal paperwork, and his PR flacks have rarely been able to tell coherent stories to spin his narratives. For example, consider this Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today.

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The Cabin Boy™ has claimed that I have to look back to 2013 to find his nonsensical legal mouthings. A few hours or a few days will do. For example, …@GrouchyOldLib201505182332ZThe only accusation of stalking ever filed against me was in Brett Kimberlin’s recent peace order petition. However, it was thrown out during the ex parte hearing for the temporary order, that is, the judge found that the accusation of stalking was bogus.

I’ve been charged with harassment twice. The first time was in 2013. Brett Kimberlin filed the charge which was dropped and expunged so quickly that I was never served. There’s another charge pending about which I will not comment until after I have been served with the charging document, know what I’m actually accused of, and have reviewed that with counsel.

Meanwhile, the Cabin Boy™ continues to get things wrong.

UPDATE—As to that thing about being sued by multiple people, yeah, I’m being sued by two people, Brett Kimberlin and the Cabin Boy™. Kimberlin lost his first two suits against me (Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. and Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. RICO Madness). His third suit against me (Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO2: Electric Boogaloo) is in the early stages, but I have have filed a motion to dismiss which Kimberlin has failed to oppose.

The Cabin Boy™ has filed several suits or sets of counterclaims against me. He withdrew the first suit two days after he filed it. His counterclaims were dismissed with prejudice. His second suit was dismissed for lack of subject matter jurisdiction. We’ll have a hearing on one of my motions to dismiss his latest frivolous lawsuit next Wednesday.

UPDATE 2—Let’s do a thought experiment. Pretend that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s current LOLsuit survives the motions to dismiss. Is it possible that the Defendants might file counterclaims? What interrogatories might be asked in discovery? What documents might be sought? Who might be deposed? Does the Cabin Boy™ have the means, financial or otherwise, to finish what he has started?

Inquiring minds want to know. If the Cabin Boy™ is lucky, they won’t find out.

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Yeah, Schmalfeldt’s been nearly completely incompetent as a pro se plaintiff too.

4 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. “Team Kimberlin has rarely been effective in anything thing they tried, and the usual cause of they failure has has been a high level of incompetence shared among all of the members.”

    This has to be an example of the Internet Law that “any posting that critiques the errors of others has to have its own error in it.” I guess Our Gracious Host isn’t immune to that one…

    And I’m unsure of the timing. Did The Dreadful Pro-Se have his restraining order that was aimed at protecting an infant from his harassment at this point? Or was that still yet to come?

    • I hate autocorrupt, but sometimes it does provide an amusing mistake.

      IIRC, the Cabin Boy™ had not yet been subject to an order protecting a toddler in May, 2015.

  2. Let’s not forget that the court appointed an attorney for Schmalfeldt and he STILL couldn’t get a lawsuit off the ground. He never really learned that Butthurt is not a tort.

    He tucked tail and ran from the Knot my Wisconsin crew after being humiliated on the internet.
    He tucked tail and ran from here when he was repeatedly humiliated in court.

    You have to wonder who is is attempting to harass now.

    • He is probably too busy lining up the next job he’ll need after before fired from the one he has now . Isn’t it time for him to post he is moving along of his own volition…again.

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