Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Brett Kimberlin would have the world believe that he is the most special of special snowflakes and that anyone who doesn’t give him what he wants is engaged in harassment. He’s even tried to claim that a judge who ruled against him did so in order to harass him. The Legal LULZ Du Jour posted four years ago today contained a motion The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin filed to have that judge removed from a case.

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Brett Kimberlin is now claiming that he is being harassed by Judge Mason:

[T]he Court has, by word and conduct, manifested bias and prejudice, and harassed Defendants based on prejudice against victims.

That’s found near the bottom of the fourth page of this—

I’m looking forward to seeing how this plays out.

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Of course, the judges that TDPK has faced during his campaign of lawfare have not tried to harass him. In fact, they’ve often allowed him to get away with inappropriate behavior because he was proceeding without legal counsel. However, it does look as if Kimberlin managed to push several courts to their limits.

The Circuit Court in Montgomery Count doesn’t usually assign most civil cases to one judge who follows from complaint to trail. Hearings are handled by whichever judge happens to be sitting on the day a hearing is scheduled, and one judge doesn’t pickup the case until it goes to trial. At least six judges handled the various preliminary hearing in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al nuisance LOLsuit during 2013 and 2014. Kimberlin was able to tell different stories to different judges at different hearings, preventing the case from being dismissed and causing the case to go to trail—only to see the trial end in a directed verdict for the defendants when it turned out that Kimberlin didn’t have a viable case. Kimberlin’s subsequent LOsuits in the Montgomery Count Circuit court were all assigned to one judge who couldn’t be flimflammed with changing stories. Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II) and Kimberlin v Hunton & Williams, et al. (II) both ended in dismissal.

The U. S. District Court caught on fairly quickly and began assigning all of Kimberlin’s cases to the same judge. Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I), Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams, et al. (I), Kimberlin v. McConnell, et al., and Kimberlin v. Breitbart Holdings, et al. were all dismissed. Kimberlin v. Frey ended with summary judgment for the defendant.

Justice isn’t harassment.

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  1. So there I was-

    I’ve been accepted to Harvard Law. But then I looked into the costs. It’s $100,525 per year to attend Harvard Law (and escalating). What’s $300K+ for a degree that will enable me for life, though?

    But that’s still a lot of money. I don’t have that much money. The banks won’t lend me that money because they’re giving it all to worthy Democrat causes (Kennedy Center, NPR, Antifa, etc.) under the guise of COVID.

    Gotta’ tell you. I was despairing. But then, I found a matchbook cover advertising, “Kimberlin School of Law.”

    “Reasonable prices and spectacular results!

    “Call 1-800-KIMBY-FIGHTS and say, “I’m just a poor Pro Se” to get more info!”

    So I did. I called. Spoke to The Man, himself and lemme’ tells ya’ I’M CONVINCED!

    $300K for Harvard? HAH! For a nominal contribution to a non-profit I’ll get access to online courses AND graduate within 5 months. I’ll be personally guided, of course, through all instruction by expert staff:

    – DMCA, copyright and personally identifiable information considerations will be taught by Dr. Parvocampus.

    – Investigatory skills will be taught by Mr. Rauhauser.

    – Public Relations and dealing with the Press by Mr. Osborne.

    – Courtroom Legal Invective will be taught be a Fiery Imam.

    – Spin, delusion, histrionics, the power of righteousness and forgery in courtroom settings by Brett Kimberlin. Assist by James Comey.

    All concepts taught have been proven in the crucible of federal jailhouse law. Tell me that’s not higher stakes than a stupid classroom at Harvard. It is.

    So I’m in! Class starts as soon as Governor Cuomo lifts stay-at-home restrictions in Connecticut. Why? Because there are practical exercises that involve going to the post office and creeping around parking lots while wearing a disguise.

    So as you can see, ‘Kimberlin School of Law’ is more than just coursework; there’s a pragmatic aspect that’s lacking in more traditional venues.

    Is it accredited, you ask? Well. Not exactly. But that’s advantageous! Brett Kimberlin firmly believes that going wholly legit diminishes the cache and flexibility that being Pro Se confers. Why be limited to proper courtroom procedure and ethics that constrain normal lawyers when you can be Pro Se? All the judges (pretty much) agree. Pro Se is the way!

    Any of you enrolling now for the August 2020 classes will automatically become my Legal Buddy! So call 1-800-KIMBY-FIGHTS and have your credit card ready.

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