Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Bill Schmalfeldt has clearly been the junior partner when it comes to Team Kimberlin’s LOLsuits. None of The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s LOLsuits have survived a motion to dismiss. Although all were dismissed for other reasons, he never stated a claim upon which the court could grant him relief. Indeed, hs complaints were often so self-contradictory, they were “not entitled to a presumption of truth,” a line that appears multiple times in the motion to dismiss included in the TKPOTD from five years ago today.

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Yesterday afternoon, I mailed my motion to dismiss The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s latest nuisance LOLsuit to the Circuit Court for Howard County. I also served a copy on the Cabin Boy™ by mail.

Almost everything the Cabin Boy™ says has an expiration date, but, if he he really wants to drop this LOLsuit, all he has to do is nothing. If he doesn’t file an opposition to my motion, the court will grant it as unopposed, and the suit will be dismissed. Of course, his mind is quite changeable, so he may want to go forward with the suit. If it survives the motion to dismiss, I guarantee that discovery will be … ummm … interesting. Yep, that’s the right word. Interesting.

The motion speaks for itself, so I do not intend to make any further substantive comments until after the court has ruled on it.

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The phrase battle of wits with an unarmed man comes to mind.

3 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. Well done as always, although I suspect there are tribesmen in unmapped New Guinea hills that are better acquainted with US legal mores than our William.

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