Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The U.S. Attorney’s response to Brett Kimberlin petition relating to vacating some of his Speedway Bombing convictions noted that the petition was full fo statements “that range from merely incorrect to actually misleading,” but he isn’t the only member of Team Kimberlin who has trouble keeping his stories straight. This Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today dealt with one of Bill Schmalfeldt’s stupid lies.

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SRN201503080019ZThe Cabin Boy™ might wish to review his previous court filings before running off at the keyboard. This is from a letter he sent Judge Grimm last year when he tried to stick his nose into the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness. The letter is memorialized as ECF No. 63 in that case’s docket and would be a self-authenticating document if introduced into another proceeding in any court in the U. S.ECF 63-p2

demented adj. \di-ˈmen-təd\ :suffering from dementia.

This sort of sloppy neglect of the facts by the Cabin Boy™ is one of the reasons why he should expect to lose his LOLsuit.

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Indeed, The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s record in court matches The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s—they both have batted 0.000.

3 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. It’s amazing to me that a man who is wheelchair bound, had to quit his job podcasting for the govt because he could no longer talk, has to lay down every 10 min, and can’t drive is able to hold a job and drive all over the county. It’s almost as if he’s be lying about have Parkinson’s the whole time.

    • I was having a similar thought. One almost feels obligated to contact his current employer and give them copies of the relevant records, so they can properly accommodate his disabilities and, perhaps, prepare to replace him.

      • If you publicly blogged about how you shit your pants at your mother’s house; live blogged your mother’s death; distributed photos of your wife on her death bed to total strangers and admitted to producing audio stories of boy scouts having sex; then I think a reasonable person would assume you were demented .

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