Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

It may be that the principal reason that so may of Team Kimberlin’s schemes fail is that the members don’t have a firm grasp of how the Real World works. This Legal LULZ du Jour from four years ago today descriptor one such failure to properly perceive Reality.

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Over at whatever he’s calling his blog du jour (No, I won’t link to it.), the Cabin Boy™ is spouting his theory that if someone hasn’t been convicted of the crime of X, one can’t refer to that person as an Xer. Thus, under his theory, the San Bernardino shooters can’t be called murderers because they never stood trial.

Uh, huh.

The Cabin Boy™ thinks that it’s defamatory to refer to him as a cyberstalker. Here’s a definition of the term as it is used in common speaking and writing from the dictionary widget provided with Mac OS X.Cyberstalkinggas_stove_burner_s1If the Cabin Boy™ believes that he can prove it’s false to say that he has repeatedly used electronic communications to harass or frighten someone, I hereby offer to testify on behalf of any defendant (at my own expense), and I can provide copies of hundreds of harassing tweets which the Cabin Boy™ has sent me and which he has previously authenticated in open court.

UPDATE—BTW, Bill Schmalfeldt is a cyberstalker.

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That post begins with a reference to the Cabin Boy’s™ inability to keep a brand going on the Internet for long (dozens of blogs, hundreds of Twitter accounts and handles). He seems to have had a similar problem with his broadcasting personas. I posted this picture without comment 11 days ago.It’s already obsolete.Whatever.

12 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. It was small and green, and smelled funny. He rolled it, he sniffed it, he flushed it.

    I still maintain it was the last of his soul.

  2. Not only is he a cyberstalker, he is, in reality, an adjudicated cyberstalker. Several courts have issued restraining orders against him, which is judicial recognition that he was stalking and harassing someone. As most of the evidence of his actions were email and other electronic communications, that means he was a cyberstalker, and found to be one by the courts.

    The notion that Bill Schmalfledt (aka Big Bill Small) knows anything about country music or the people who listen to it is absurd. He has been spouting elitist urban Liberal talking points for as long as I’ve known about him. He was proud as can be of his job as DJ doing show tunes. It won’t take long before what audience there is there to realize his insincerity and he’ll lose that job as well.

    • If I remember right, he is adjudicated as a cyberstalker of a toddler.

      I’m pretty sure I remember right…

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  4. I am deeply concerned that someone with as serious a case of fake PD is driving around in a car. On icy roads.

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