Labour Will Be Needing a New Leader

It appears that Labour has lost so many seats in the UK election that they’ve taken the worst drubbing since before World War II. It’s clear that Jeremy Corbyn will have to resign as leader, and it’s not obvious that the Corbynistas will be able to maintain control of the party. Labour is likely need a fresh face to lead the party.

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  1. The commentary in the wee hours of this morning at LBC was hilarious, as they discussed the disparity between Corby the Commie’s stated intended future tenure, and the probable actual tenure as leader. (The collective wisdom tended towards “Labor New Leader” being the headlines for tomorrow if not this evening.)

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