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  1. Son of a… I always thought of The Sawed-Off Pedo Bomber as a blowhard (sorry) with delusions of adequacy, but despite all the news involving Ukraine I never once drew the connection. And I should have, given The Sawed-Off Pedo Bomber’s own history with that nation and certain sorts’ fondness for what I believe is called “kompromat.”

    On the one hand, you’d be a fool to give The Sawed-Off Pedo Bomber any credibility and credit for any influence when it comes to elections. On the other, he does have an astonishing history of persuading people he is a bigger fish than his positively Sardinian status demonstrates.

    Now that I think of it, I can easily see The Sawed-Off Pedo Bomber boasting to corrupt Ukrainian officials about his contacts and pull and sway in certain corners, and having them take him seriously and reverse his plans, working to pull his strings, based on things such as… oh, I dunno, perhaps their access to Mrs. Sawed-Off Pedo Bomber’s unredacted and unaltered birth certificate and other records that might reflect her true date of birth, and maybe even other documents that might have been filed to get her out of the country and into the status of married bliss.

    Improbable as hell, but — daman — most of the Sawed-Off Pedo Bomber’s life has been a long string of incredibly improbable events already.

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