Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.
—Ecclesiastes 4:9-10
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Never pick a fight with a man who buys pixels by the terabyte.
In the icy winters of Michigan, stumbling through parking lots packed tightly with deadly lake effect snow. Dragging his ragged, failing carcass across treacherous patches of EXACERBATING!! 111!1!!ELEV1!1!!NTY!!!1! black ice on a frigid January morning…