Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin has waged most of its lawfare pro se, that is, without the assistance of a lawyer. There has been one exception, LOLsuit VII: Degenerations. In that case, the court assigned a lawyer to assist The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt. Three years ago today, this Pro Bonehead Legal LULZ Du Jour dealt with some of the Cabin Boy’s™ whining after his loss in that LOLsuit.

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By now, the Gentle Reader may have noticed that the Cabin Boy™ is prone to making outlandishly asinine statements, e.g.—BS201608250424ZThe Dreadful Pro-Se Freeloader Schmalfeldt’s lawyer was “recruited” by the U.S. District Court for the District of Northern Illinois to represent Bill Schmalfeldt. He is not doing so voluntarily, but under the order of the court.

Patrick Ostronic’s representation of me (and Ali Akbar, Stacy McCain, and Aaron Walker at various stages of the first case) in a couple of lawsuits filed by Brett Kimberlin was purely voluntary. He learned about the Popehat signal going up because of the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. lawsuit while reading Instapundit, read Ken White’s post, and decided to represent me. I’m thankful that Ken White and Glenn Reynolds helped by publicizing the first Kimberlin case, and I’m especially grateful for Patrick Ostronic, his commitment to the First Amendment, and his pro bono representation of me in two of the four lawsuits The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed against me.

In one case, a lawyer read about a situation and volunteered his services to represent a defendant. In the other case, a lawyer was drafted by a court to represent a plaintiff who claimed pauper status while reporting a middle class income. The Gentle Reader may decide for himself if either case involves freeloading.

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Losing losers gotta loose.

5 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. OTOH, we can be assured that eventually William really will be in forma pauperis.

    I suppose that will push back the blessed nuptials another decade or two.

    • I thought he promised to marry Balloon Boy as soon as the last lawsuit was over. That’s been well over a year now right? So far, no marriage and no new chompers. It’s as if he only got with xir so he could have a captive nurse while he perpetuated his disability scam. When that fell apart he had no more need of xir but is kind of stuck. I almost feel sorry for xir. Almost.

    • For someone who was too sick to talk on the phone to an opposing party’s lawyer, or had to lay down every 10 minutes, he sure seems to be able to do this radio thing okay. Maybe Bill Schmalfeldt (aka Big Bill Small of KQ92) wasn’t really sick with Parkinson’s after all.

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