The Daily Mail reports that “Jeffrey Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton wearing a blue DRESS and red heels and lounging in the Oval Office inside his Manhattan mansion.” The original painting, Parsing Bill, is by Australian-American artist Petrina Ryan-Kleid. According to the Daily Mail, it is unclear if Epstein had bought the canvas or had a print.
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Never pick a fight with a man who buys pixels by the terabyte.
Is there any truth to the rumor that Schmalfeldt has a copy of the same painting hung over his bed?
More like hanging in his bathroom…
Painting you say? I wrote this almost 2 years ago to the day!
https://thinkingmanszombie.com/2016/08/quote-for-today-14/
“Done. Looking good. It’s finished.” Bill puts his paintbrush down.
“I have a life. I have a hobby. I have interests NONE of these asshole/lickspittle/zombies know about.”
Bill steps back and admires his oil-painting on a 60×40 canvass. It’s his work. His alone. Bill Schmalfeldt has more artistic ability than anybody knows. Oh sure, the photoshop of Hillary in the Princess Leia slave-girl costume was adoringly sharp- But. Even that doesn’t compare to the painting in front of him.
Perspective is back to front. Setting is the chamber of the House of Representatives. You know, the one where they hold the State of the Union Speech.
Hillary Clinton sits on the iron throne; a flat black chair forged from 1,000+ swords. And more than a few AR-15s confiscated from the public. Her pantsuit is jail-orange and she wears it to deliberately mock those who tried to bring her down with mere black-letter law. In her left hand, Hillary holds a globe containing the nuclear launch codes and multiple swiss bank account numbers. In her right hand, a sheaf of multiple presidential pardons: One each for Barack Obama, Neal Rauhauser, Lois Lerner, Anthony Weiner and retroactive several pardons for Brett Kimberlin.
Her teleprompters show writing proclaiming a new executive rule forbidding communicating over phones from trains. And this is just the start-
At Hillary’s right hand (right of the teleprompter) you see Huma Abedin and Tyrion Lannister. At her left hand (left of the other teleprompter) you see Cheryl Mills and James Comey. James is wearing a dog leash and looks dazed. But he knows his place.
Justices of the Supreme Court and the JCS kneel before her in the front row. Senators and Reps all kneel likewise. Republicans are in the back- For now. They won’t be in the next picture.
To Hillary’s left, the balcony is filled with cub scouts. Except for the middle of the center row (good camera spot): Brett Kimberlin, Bloomberg, the ghost of Che, Fidel, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Deray, ghost of Hugo and Bill Ayers. Shining through a window over her left shoulder you see a sun with the face of George Soros in it. Like the sun you see in the Teletubbies show. Have you seen that one? Then you know what Bill was going after. Pretty damn good detail-
There’s no balcony on the right. Nobody on the right will ever look down on The Dowager Empress of Chappaqua.
Dimly foreshadowed, and believe me, this takes a lot of artistic technique- You can see the barest hints of the dungeon levels. Who’s there? Limbaugh, Hoge, Medved, Trump (certainly-), Worthing, Jonah Goldberg, Dave Alexander, the BillySez lady… Several others. Lowery and Nordlinger? Nope- They’re useful posing as ‘the loyal opposition’ while still promoting open borders and unlimited immigration as a unalloyed benefit. The Empress will suffer them. For now. Appearances you know; gotta’ have opposition that’s pretty much aligned with you in deed if not word.
Bill sighs to himself- “Not enough canvas to get them all on but there will be OTHER paintings.” Time enough to paint Earl, BPO, librarygryffon, Jane, Neal, Katie and so very many others in to the hell they all so richly deserve. I’ll get you my pretties. And the little cockroach TOO!” Why yes- That WAS a Doom Clock you just heard getting kicked off. Ask not for whom the bell tolls just wait for the FBI to knock on your door. Bills’ heart swells to the size of ten grinches plus two. Just thinking about it. “Gonna’ need more paint” Bill mutters-
Back to the painting: A choir staffed entirely from Black Lives Matter lifts their voices to Gaia; over on the left side. Sid Blumenthal is conducting. George Stephanopoulos is holding the sheet music. Hosts (that means lots of people) from moveon.org stand in mindless mute testimony. But affirmation is what they do. And also worry about global warming.
And you can also see cameras from the 3 networks recording it all. Three networks. No more Faux News, no more cable, no more internet, no more nothing- Just 3 networks with appropriate fact-checked by multiple layers of editors points of view and as Dan Rather intended. Well- CNN survives too. Can’t do without the Clinton News Network.
What a rich tapestry. What a painting. Bill is satisfied.
But what about Krendler? Why isn’t he in the painting? THAT will be the subject of a very special painting. One dedicated entirely…
The hell? What’s that noise? Shuffling? Multiple furry feet dancing in cadence just outside the window? It’s been a while. COVER THE PAINTING and clear the floor in the center of the room.
It’s time to dance.
Don’t tell his lawyers.
Another stain on Epstein’s reputation.