Winning the Straw Pole

One candidate seems to have a handle on marketing and brand identity.While blue coast elites attempt to virtue signal by enacting ineffective bans on useful items, one candidate signals that he possess at least a bit of the virtue called common sense.

5 thoughts on “Winning the Straw Pole


  1. I’m old enough to remember why we stopped using paper straws as soon as we found a suitable alternative.


    • I remember paper straws never worked with milkshake’s and needed four for a soft drink.


  2. Is it wrong that I want to send these to Democrats in CA with a note saying “suck on this”?


  3. Curses – Donald doesn’t ship to Blighty! I blame Theresa May. Hopefully we have a free-trade straw agreement soon.

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