Back in 1988, when the field of Democrat candidates for the presidential nomination consisted of Colorado Congresswoman Pat Schroeder, Michael Dukakis, Al Gore, Jesse Jackson, Dick Gephardt, Paul Simon, Gary Hart, and Bruce Babbitt, one commentator referred to them as Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Now, it’s the 2020 bunch. They’re blue. They’re of diminutive stature.

Smurfs.