Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt may be plus-sized overall, but he has acts as if he has incredibly thin skin. He became so bent out of shape over truthful reporting about and criticism of his conduct of LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler that he decided to complain to the magistrate judge handling the case about me. Three years ago today, I responded to his threats with this Legal LULZ Du Jour.

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RD201603191531ZGo ahead. Make my day.

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He went ahead and filed his paperwork which I published after it appeared on PACER three days later.

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The Cabin Boy™ really did file these with the court—

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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So where are we three years later?

Aaron Walker was able  to manage his clients’ defense. He won the case for them.

The Cabin Boy™ lost LOLsuit VI. And LOLsuit VII. And LOLsuit VIII. At this point, he’s failed to convince judges in Maryland, Wisconsin, Illinois, and South Carolina that he has been the victim of defamation, invasion of privacy, intentional infliction of emotional distress, or mopery with intent to lurk.

OTOH, judges in Maryland, Arizona, Massachusetts, Illinois, and North Carolina have found that Schmalfeldt engaged in behaviors warranting the issuance of various forms of restrain orders, one of which was to protect a three year old child.

The Cabin Boy™ has been fired or left under suspicious circumstance from multiple jobs.

I’m still working part time as a paralegal and full time as engineering contractor.

Nothing has proceeded as the Cabin Boy™ has hallucinated.

6 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


  1. The man with learning incapabilities looks down upon alleged learning disabilities. A Dunning-Kruger moment to savour.


    • But his calendar is frequently filled with court dates, as the defendant in protection hearing cases.


  2. So let me get this straight:

    A Yale-educated, bar admitted lawyer beat William Schmalfeldt, the turdrolling toddlerstalker, in court.

    You don’t say!

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