Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the topics of interest here at Hogewash! is the First Amendment, and it was Brett Kimberlin’s use of lawfare to attack the First Amendment rights of bloggers such as Aaron Walker and Stacy McCain that drew my attention The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin. One of the tools I’ve used in exposing his actions is Alinsky’s Rule 5: Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.

Of course, Team Kimberlin’s ineptitude at the use of Rule 5 against me has made ridiculing them easy. Bill Schmalfeldt referred to the Gentle Readers of this blog as my lickspittles, and Team Lickspittle was born, complete with team logo goodies for sale. Matt Osborne tried to make a joke about me thinking I’m an Internet sheriff, and the Blogsmoke feature was created in response, followed by Yours Truly, John Atsign and Blognet—all produced by the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

This Blogsmoke episode ran a year ago today.

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SOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3

SOUND: Oldies playing on jukebox in background.

SOUND: Group laughter.

SMITH: And that tweet about the feds DMing him for your contact info was so precious.

JOHN: Yep. Like they couldn’t find my contact information on the blog.

PINKY: No one’s contacted you, have they?

JOHN: (Chuckles) Not yet. Of course, if someone does, one of things I’ll do is give him the contact info of the last fed who investigated one of The Grouch’s bizarre complaints.

PINKY: The IG Complaint?

JOHN: No. That’s further back, but come to think about it, I should probably pass that case information along too.

FRIDAY: You should probably include all the state cases also.

JOHN: Yeah, or at least tell ’em who to talk to at the State’s Attorney’s Office.

BRAIN: I need to call my broker about more popcorn futures.

WAITRESS: OK. Your orders are up. Who had the cheeseburger?

FRIDAY: (Fading out) That’s mine …

SOUND: Background out.

MUSIC: SCENE BUMPER MUSIC—RECORDED—CUT 4

ANNOUNCER: Spring is just around the corner, but it isn’t here yet. It’s still going to be cold for several more weeks. On days like this, I’m glad to have my Team Lickspittle Hoodie as an extra layer of warm clothing. It and other Team Lickspittle items are some of the goodies exclusively available for you to spend your hard-earned cash on at The Hogewash Store. Stop by today, and spend some cash to support Team Lickspittle. You can also show your support by hitting the Tip Jar or by doing your Amazon shopping via the link on the Home page.

MUSIC: SCENE BUMPER MUSIC—RECORDED—CUT 5

SOUND: Background back up.

JOHN: (Fading up) … he just keeps stepping in it.

SOUND: Group laughter.

WAITRESS: You guys sound like you’re having a good time tonight. Who wants desert?

JOHN: Just coffee for me. Cream and sugar.

PINKY: The apple pie looks good.

WAITRESS: Warm with a slice of cheese on it?

PINKY: Uh, huh.

BRAIN: Same for me.

SMITH: I go with a cup of coffee too. Black.

FRIDAY: And another slice of the pie and another black coffee.

WAITRESS: OK. I’ll be right back.

SMITH: Say, Boss, there’s one thing about the timing of The Grouch’s rant …

JOHN: What?

SMITH: … coming right after The Bomber’s name has surfaced on the Web connected with that dossier nonsense.

JOHN: Oh, you noticed that too.

SOUND: Background out.

MUSIC: CLOSING TITLE UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 6

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Even with a good imagination, we can’t come up with stories as strange as The Bomber and his buddies provide for episodes of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: SWELL AND CONTINUE TO MUSIC OUT

ANNOUNCER: The Legal Department wishes the following declaimer read: “‘BLOGSMOKE’ is a work of fiction. Anyone who feels it might be about him should read Proverbs 28:1.” Be sure to tune in on Monday at 6 pm Eastern Time for the next intriguing episode of “Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign,” and join us again every Friday at 6 for alternating episodes “BLOGSMOKE” and “Blognet.” This is LBS, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

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They’re simply not as smart as their delusions of adequacy lead them to think.

2 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. I have noticed that little FiFi has crawled back under his rock and kept his mouth zipped. Even stupid pedophiles can learn a lesson I guess.

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