Four years ago today, Bill Schmalfeldt filed LOLsuit III: The Search for Schlock in the U.S. District Court for the District of Maryland. I took notice of his action in a post titled In Re a LOLsuit.
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The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt is at it again.
He has also filed an application to proceed in forma pauperis.
I do not plan to make any substantive comment on this suit until I have thoroughly reviewed the complaint.
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Now that the suit is long dead, I’ll offer this comment: Bwahahahahahahahahahah!
Although the suit could have been dismissed for failure to state a claim upon which relief could be granted, the judge didn’t have to get that far into the complaint. TDPS had filed in the wrong court, so the case was kicked for lack of jurisdiction. That led the Cabin Boy™ to file LOLsuit IV: The Voyage to Oblivion in the Circuit Court for Howard County, Maryland. Although that suit could have been dismissed for failure to state a claim upon which relief could be granted, the judge didn’t have to get that far into the complaint. Schmalfeldt had filed his state complaint in the wrong county, so the suit was dismissed for lack of jurisdiction.
The Cabin Boy™ left me out of his lawfare attempts until he got around to filing LOLsuit VIII: Avoiding Contact in the U.S. District Court for the District of South Carolina. Although the suit could have been dismissed for failure to state a claim upon which relief could be granted, the judge didn’t have to get that far into the complaint. The judge found that … wait for it … the court lacked personal jurisdiction over any of the defendants, so the case was dismissed for lack of jurisdiction.
Everything proceeded as I had foreseen.
Ah yes, who can forget that marvellous portal into schlander heaven – The Sooper Sekret Site. O the glittering wonders that awaited us every time we logged in. How we danced and laughed.
Look on the bright side William. At the rate the legitimate media is destroying itself, your dancing for nickels gig in Bugfuck, Wherever might be one of the top paying gigs in the industry within a few years.
Of course, you’ll be fired at the end of your probation, so it’ll be someone else doing it by then.
Is this the one he filed where he failed to spell his own name correctly?
I have forgotten, because nothing about DUMBFUCK is important enough to remember for very long, especially if you can find it in the vault.
And EVERYTHING is in the vault.
Back home, they would say of The Obese One, “That ol’ boy ain’t quite right in the head.”