Dealing with The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s LOLsuits as a defendant has been a bit of a bother. It’s been easier to watch from the sidelines when I’m not a defendant and point, laugh, and mock the Cabin Boy™. And eat popcorn. The Legal LULZ Du Jour from three years ago today is an example of such pointage, laughery, and mockification.
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Over at his blog (No, I won’t link to it.), the Cabin Boy™ seems to have his panties in a knot because one of the defendants in his LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler isn’t taking one of the “charges” against her seriously enough.
Guess what: no one’s been charged with anything. Black’s Law Dictionary explains that a charge is an “[a]ccusation of a crime by a formal complaint, information or indictment.” Neither the United States nor the State of Wisconsin (or any other state) has indicted anyone based on the Cabin Boy’s™ whining. There are no outstanding criminal summonses. There are no arrest warrants. There’s noting but the Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s frivolous, nonsensical civil complaint which no one needs to tend to unless he actually manages of effect service of process on a defendant.
Meanwhile, I’ll just sit here and point and laugh.
Where’d I put that popcorn?
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The Cabin Boy™ wound up dismissing most of the named defendants in LOLsuit VI. He dismissed all of the John and Jane Does. Then he got his butt kicked by a lawyer who he had claimed was incompetent.
Nothing proceeded as he had hallucinated.