Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Team Kimberlin has routinely claimed that all the truthful things said and written about them were false narratives designed to smear and defame them. They’ve lost all of their LOLsuits filed over the past six, going on seven years, because they haven’t been able to prove what was said and written about them was false. In other words, they’re the one who have been caught lying. Six years ago today, I wrote about the pure falsity of Bill Schmalfeldt’s drivel in a post called I’m Gonna Need a New Bogometer.

* * * * *

Gentle Readers, I check out websites such as Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.) so that you don’t have to. A few days ago, that site came alive again with Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt writing the posts. While checking it out today, my bogometer overheated.

Ah, I notice a puzzled expression on some faces. What is this thing called a bogometer?

The elementary particle of bogosity is the bogon. A bogometer measures the bogon flux emitted from a statement. The unit of measure of bogosity is the gore (Go). Most propositions have some bit of truth behind them, so the unit commonly used is the milligore (mGo). A completely false statement (such as 2+2=3) will have a net bogon flux of +1 Go or +1,000 mGo. A completely true statement (such as 2+2=4) will have a net bogon flux of -1 Go or -1,000 mGo.

While reading CBBS’s material, my bogometer spent all the time in the red zone, mostly pegged at +1 Go and rarely falling below 900 mGo. It’s burnt out, and my browser’s BS filter will take several hours to finish draining.

I should have known this would happen. After all, it seems that Bill Schmalfeldt is a liar.

* * * * *

The past six years have been tough on bogometers here at Hogewash! as I’ve followed the tales spun by Team Kimberlin. I quickly had to upgrade from industrial-quality units, and several weapons-grade bogometers have been overtaxed and failed.

As the LOLsuits have petered out (I thought they were for “the rest of their lives”) and as the Cabin Boy’s™ media employment options have dwindled, things have cooled down a bit. However, the bogon flux is still positive. For example the Cabin Boy™ is still wasting bandwidth over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread, so things aren’t over. Yet.

Stay tuned.

5 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. Oh, I disagree that the cabin boys options are dwindling, there are many more media idiots who fail to google…

    Much to our ringing laughter in the members only club

Leave a Reply