I’ve been informed that ace GS-13 editor Bill Schmalfeldt has joined the reporting staff of the Clark County Press in Neillsville, Wisconsin. Given this snapshot of the paper’s current website, …
… the Cabin Boy’s™ content should fit right in.
hogewash
Never pick a fight with a man who buys pixels by the terabyte.
Shit, now I have to move.
Starting from the ground floor and digging deeper every day.
Is there a pool on how long he lasts? Is 12 hours taken?
I give it 24 hrs. It is cold up there right now, and everything moves slower when it is cold.
I was made to understand that a Maryland winter could cause “bouncing” in his poor knees, and if he fell and hurt himself HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE (22 O’s, per spec) would be responsible for any injuries.
It seemed unlikely he’d move there in the first place, less likely he’d move back, and completely unlikely that he’ll go the winter without contacting ice.
So all in all, back to square one, but no Scooty-Puff. And minus several pets…
This is what Team Kimberlin describes as a “win”. I’m not certain why…
Oh, and also no Ninja-nuns to protect him from the Bad Men.
How could I forget the Ninja-nuns? Either too much alcohol or not enough…
Unless this is a secret plan to get HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE! double responsible for any ice related issues. Then it would be 44 O’s, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just trying to break the blog. Did it work? I don’t know, let’s hit post together and find out.
Kinda broke, not as bad as the old days. I’ll take it.
Returning to Wisconsin jurisdiction. Oh, that was not very smart. Someone is very forgetful.
“Oh, that was not very smart.” Shocked, I am.
Like vomit returning to its dog.