Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

I really have lost count of Bill Schmalfeldt’s failed Inernet ventures—Twitter accounts, websites, podcasts, et al. This post from five years ago today dealt with Yet Another #BillSchmalfeldt Website.

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radio-shiloh dot com has signed on. DNS will tune your browser to, the IP address of the Kimberlin-related server that lurks in Arizona. It seems to be yet another hate site with a post up attacking Ali Akbar. The site features Schmalfeldt’s countdown clock for Ali’s doom.

The Cabin Boy has a included a quote from Ko-Ko’s song, Taken From the County Jail, in The Mikado as a caption for a picture of Ali. Being a bass, that reminded me of the refrain from the Mikado’s song, A More Humane Mikado. It fits my dealings with the Cabin Boy.

My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time—
To let the punishment fit the crime—
The punishment fit the crime …

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Through the years, the Cabin Boy™ has been both a pain in the neck (or a couple feet lower) but also, as the Mikodo would say “a source of innocent merriment.” He’s truly been a rich source of pointage, laughery, and mockification.

And make each prisoner pent
Unwillingly represent
A source of innocent merriment!
Of innocent merriment!

3 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

    • That is one of my favorite shticks of his. It’s amusing to watch him tie himself in knots trying to distance himself from all the foul things he has done and said. Apparently quoting him using screen shots from his own 200+ twitter accounts is “lying”.

      • “All that is necessary to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt.”

        R.S. McCain

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