Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Alinsky’s Rule 5 states that ridicule is man’s most potent weapon, and it it has been an easy one to deploy against Team Kimberlin. This bit of pointage, laughery, and mockification was a Legal LULZ Du Jour posted two years ago today.

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UPDATE—The obvious syllogism one can derive from the above is—

Schmalfeldt accused Hoge of the crime of stalking.

Hoge has never been convicted of a crime.

Therefore, Schmalfeldt is a moron.

However, the conclusion may be faulty, at least under the original definition of a moron as an adult with a mental age of 8 to 12. Is the Cabin Boy™ that mature?

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The Cabin Boy™ got lucky with LOLsuit VII: Degenerations. His court appointed lawyer dismissed the case before any of Schmalfeldt’s sanctionable behavior came to the court’s attention.

Will he always be so lucky?

3 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


    • He does have the habit of throwing “inconvenient” pets away. I hold people who abuse and abandon pets just one half step above child molesters.

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