Since the beginning of 2012, both The
Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt have lost all the LOLsuits they’ve filed against any defendant that either went to trial or even hung in as long as a court’s considering motions to dismiss. It seems to me that the principle reason for their record of failure is their gross incompetence at litigation which has provided bountiful quantities of pointage, laughery, and mockification. Consider this post from three years ago about Unintentional Humor in Lawfare related to the Cabin Boy’s™ LOLsuit V.
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The Cabin Boy™ has filed yet another one of his sterling bits of legal analysis.
I may have more to say after I quit laughing.
UPDATE—Extortion? No, Dave Edgren’s settlement negotiations are not extortion. See Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al., Case No. 13-CV-03059-GJH (D.Md. 2015) ECF No. 263 at 13, 14.
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This is was the LOLsuit that Schmalfeldt dismissed with prejudice—which I’m told means a win on the merits for the defendants, including his cousin who he was suing for defamation because the cousin had called him a rapist.