Lying liars gotta lie, so that’s what Team Kimberlin does. Of course, they’re not very good at it (which isn’t surprising given their general level of incompetence in almost everything) as the TKPOTD from three years ago today demonstrates.

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One of the recurring lies that Breitbart Unmasked and other associates of Brett Kimberlin keep telling is the one about Mrs. Kimberlin being 18 years old when she married The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. There is documentary evidence—sourced from both Brett and Tetyana Kimberlin—that she was 15 years old when he brought her to Maryland and that she was 16 when they married.

There’s no dispute that they were married in November, 1996. The marriage licenses shows her date of birth as 1978. However, that date is contradicted by Mrs. Kimberlin’s sworn statements in several court filings. On 7 July, 2013, before either Aaron Walker or I became aware of the Kimberlins’ marital difficulties, Mrs. Kimberlin filed the following petition for a protective order:

Note that she gives her date of birth as being in 1980.

Similarly, Brett Kimberlin listed her date of birth as 11/80 in contemporaneous filings.So both Brett Kimberlin and his wife gave her date of birth as being in 1980 in documents filed before her age became an issue. Brett Kimberlin did not change his story until after Mrs. Kimberlin filed the Application for Statement of Charges stating that she was under age when she was brought of Maryland.

1996 – 1980 ≠ 18.

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Yep, lying liars gotta lie, and incompetent liars gotta get caught. Easily and over and over again.