Ah, baseball—the summer game. The TKPOTD from three years ago today used a baseball metaphor.
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Speaking of batting a thousand at failure …
The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt files his Schmalfeldt v. Johnson, et al. LOLsuit III in U. S. District Court. On my motion to dismiss it is thrown out for lack of subject matter jurisdiction, that is, the Cabin Boy™ filed suit in the wrong court. Strike One!
TDPS files his Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al. LOLsuit IV in the Circuit Court for Howard County. On my motion to dismiss it is thrown out for improper venue, that is, the Cabin Boy™ filed suit in the wrong court. Again. Strike Two!
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered …
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And it wasn’t long after that post that the Cabin Boy™ filed LOLsuit V which he dismissed on his own. With prejudice. Strike Three!
And then he fled Maryland.
Everything proceeded as I had foreseen.